A Perfect Woman

Perfect is a funny word. According to Merriam-Webster, it means “being entirely without fault or defect,” but apparently there’s some leeway there, depending on one’s perspective. Take A Perfect Woman, for example. Without giving too much away, the video centers around a female (Clea Gaultier) whose behavior tends toward out-of-control jealousy, murderous spite and a thorough lack of loyalty—traits that would only seem perfect to the kind of guy who considers Lizzie Borden an ideal mate. Oh, well, to each his own. Physically Gallic ginch Gaultier is pretty close to flawless, a tight-bodied, fine-featured brunette who looks like she should be strutting a runway instead of getting worked over like a human pincushion. Gaultier plays a horny art gallery owner who slings her pussy to a succession of dudes when she’s not hawking paintings, and she’s a game little fucker indeed, at one point gleefully taking a trio of pricks to her cock sockets simultaneously. And Gaultier isn’t the only visual delight in this well-lensed offering; filmed in Paris, the video also offers appealing scenery featuring the Eiffel Tower and other landmarks. Eventually Gaultier’s serial-fucking spree leads her attentions to a professional rugby player who, while handsome and strapping, is also taken. And that’s when Gaultier’s ugly side comes out, in a very graphic way. Suffice it to say that semen isn’t the only bodily fluid that gets copiously spilled in this video. Brutal stuff, for sure, but if your hard-on can survive the sight of a brutal bludgeoning, A Perfect Woman is the fap fodder for you—you sick fuck. —Pico D.Ribibi