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Andy San Dimas Goes the Distance

Hipster-smut icon Andy San Dimas has gone from alt-porn darling to one of the industry’s most sought-after talents. Along with nailing the female leads in Rocky XXX (reviewed on page 103) and This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX (reviewed on page 106), the tattooed tart with the country-girl smile has popped up in a slew of......

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in......

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is......

Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”......

Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if......

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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation Part 4

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The Swing Nation:  Speaking of Sex…

Meet Lacy and Dan, a couple who have turned their love of the swinging lifestyle into a thriving podcast enterprise.   The Swing Nation podcast co-host Dan sometimes needs to remind himself it could be worse—even if he’s spending a stressful 50-60 hours a week managing and promoting he and wife Lacy’s swinger-friendly brand, the ex-military...

My BIG Surprise

Join us as we share tales of titanic dongs and the fearless sex workers who tamed them. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: sex workers are beyond-human superheroes who can do mind-blowing things with their bodies. And while all sizes matter, one wonders what it must be like for one of these...

Going Down Swinging?

Yes, there might be a remote health risk associated with oral sex—but does that mean you have to give up eating pussy forever? For plenty of men, going down on their girl isn’t just about servicing the love tunnel. It’s a full-blown delicacy, right up there with a ribeye and loaded baked potato. Despite the...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 6

Got a hankering for hooters? A taste for ta-tas? Well, belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re about to satisfy your appetite in a big way with a smorgasbord of nipple-nibbling, knocker-noshing fun, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s most succulent Honeys. Dig in! Niki Lee Young & Staci Carr Kay Lovely & Kimmy Kimm Violet...

Helloween: Of Giants and Monsters

The legendary German hard rock band returns with a scary-good new album and a 40th anniversary tour. Helloween, the legendary German hard rock band with more than 10 million records sold worldwide, aren’t done serving up the soul-stirring tunes yet—not by a long shot. In fact, the band has just released its latest record, Giants...

Fetish Spotlight: Mum(my)’s the Word

Exploring the world of mummification, a kink that some people really get wrapped up in. DISCLAIMER:  The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment purposes only, and do not constitute an endorsement of the behavior described in the article. The professionals interviewed for this feature work under controlled conditions with the enthusiastic consent...

Dead Lay?

According to recent studies, a lack of sex can negatively affect your health and possibly even contribute to an early death. To which we say, “Fuck that!” Lately, there’s been a quiet uprising of folks who just aren’t all that into sex. It’s unclear if it’s the fear of STDs, unwanted pregnancy or just general...

Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 15

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with their inner selves in the sexiest way possible—is there anything not to love? Of course not...

Glenn Hughes: Chosen One

The legendary rock vocalist on whether he would work with his former Black Sabbath bandmates again, where he keeps his Rock & Roll Hall of Fame trophy and his new album Chosen. At 73 years old, rocker Glenn Hughes has done it all. He’s been the lead singer of Deep Purple, Black Sabbath and, briefly,...

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