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Andy San Dimas Goes the Distance

Hipster-smut icon Andy San Dimas has gone from alt-porn darling to one of the industry’s most sought-after talents. Along with nailing the female leads in Rocky XXX (reviewed on page 103) and This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX (reviewed on page 106), the tattooed tart with the country-girl smile has popped up in a slew of......

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in......

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is......

Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”......

Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if......

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Too Dumb to Come?

The lack of sex education in America is creating a nation of stupid fuckers—and that’s a huge problem for our country. It’s no secret by now, what with more than 77 million people voting fascism with a spray tan into the White House last year, that the American populace isn’t the brightest of the bunch....

Skye Sweetnam: Becoming Sumo Cyco

Skye Sweetnam went from pop princess and Britney Spears tourmate to fierce metal frontwoman. Now she’s diving into the Neon Void and taking listeners along for the ride. Once upon a time, Skye Sweetnam was a teenage pop star singing about boys and touring with Britney Spears. After two albums, Skye saw there was a...

Crazy in Love?

According to recent research, people are romantically drawn to others who have the same mental issues as they do—which isn’t necessarily the recipe for madness it might sound like. They say love drives us crazy and, according to recent research, that drive might be shorter for some people than others. According to the Laureate Institute...

Busty Blond Babes Vol. 11

Fair-haired Honeys with big, bouncy racks—does it get any better than that? Join us as we celebrate the beauty of large-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough to keep your hands full for a while....

Fetish Spotlight: Squishing Sirens

We speak with sexy sirens who put their best feet forward—and muck them up in messy, gooey substances to the delight of their adoring fans. Usually, when we step in something sticky, gooey or dirty, our first reaction is a resounding, “Oh no!” But in the world of squishing, a pair of messy soles and...

Biohazard: United They Rock

Guitarist Bobby Hambel on touring with a porn legend, reuniting with his musical comrades and his band’s blistering new album, Divided We Fall. Biohazard is back in a big way, with all four original members—Evan Seinfeld (bass/vocals), Bobby Hambel (lead guitar), Danny Schuler (drums) and Billy Graziadei (rhythm guitar/vocals)—returning to the fold for a tour...

From Pulpit to Pulling It

According to a recent report, a significant number of clergymen consume porn when they’re not preaching against it. We explore the impact of this unholy double standard. On any given Sunday, legions of God-fearing Americans pack into church pews, eager to repent for being royal asshats all week long. Some may even try to reconnect...

Wet, Hot & Naked 8

Rub-a-dub-dub, hot babes in the tub! Ready to clean up in a big—and very sexy—way? You’re in luck, because we’re hitting the showers to spend some quality time with bathing beauties as they get clean—and yet, also get delightfully dirty. Go ahead; let the sexiness wash over you. Eve Sweet Megan Mistakes Eden Amor Andrea...

Hot for Horror 2

It’s a sequel that will scare the pants off of you! Prepare yourself for sinister sirens and the cinema that feeds their sexual bloodlust… Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble! Halloween is once again upon us, and nothing says “spooky season” quite like the gore-soaked viscera of our most cherished horror...

Halloween Hotties

Prepare to get scared stiff! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their love for the spooky season. It’s the spookiest time of year again, filled with ghosts, goblins and monsters, and while a nightmare for some people, it’s a celebrated holiday for some of your favorite adult stars. From their preferred Halloween candy to...

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