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Andy San Dimas Goes the Distance

Hipster-smut icon Andy San Dimas has gone from alt-porn darling to one of the industry’s most sought-after talents. Along with nailing the female leads in Rocky XXX (reviewed on page 103) and This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX (reviewed on page 106), the tattooed tart with the country-girl smile has popped up in a slew of......

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in......

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is......

Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”......

Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if......

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A Piercing Glance Vol. 3

Nobody can deny it it—the female body is a work of art. And it’s an even more amazing masterpiece when bedecked with ornamental embellishments that enhance its innate beauty. So let’s celebrate the pierced princesses who have graced HUSTLER’s pages. Prepare to show your art appreciation!  Juliana Marie  August Skye Breanne Benson Jane Rogers Megan...

Voluptuous

Curves ahead. Delight in our favorite bombshell beauties of recent years—real voluptuous women who have graced our pages and made HUSTLER readers’ dreams come true. We understand that some people say more than a mouthful is a waste. Well, some people are wrong…...

Anal Titans

Bow Down to the Bad Girls of Butt Stuff For fans of anal sex in porn, no one ever forgets their first extreme scene. Double anal, triple anal, XXL insertions, fisting—instant dopamine hit. Pure, wide-eyed awe. More than just a neat party trick, being really good at butt stuff is no different than being a...

Birthday Delights

Making cameo curtain calls are a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in January. “The idea of showing off my naked body in a world-famous magazine like HUSTLER really turns me on,” proclaimed XXX star Vinna Reed from Bruntál, Czechia. The onetime “bored and low-paid office assistant” and swimsuit model added, “I hope that every man...

Busty Beaver Blowout Vol. 4

There’s nothing better than a naked girl-next-door type—unless it’s a naked girl-next-door type who’s sporting an eye-popping pair of titties! With that in mind, we’re serving up a bevy of bodacious babes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt. Enjoy! Crystal Taylor Barbi Jenn C.  Gwen Galloway Betty  Valentina Rose Lilian Stone Entice Love Crystal Chase...

Talk Dirty to Me

Looking for a better bedroom experience? Speak up! How lusty banter with your partner can lead to a more robust sex life. Everyone knows the couple who always seems to be getting it on. They often walk into a room beaming with an energy suggesting they may have just finished doing the backseat boogie before...

Santa’s Naughty List: XXX Edition

From a kinky pool party to oral sex in a library, some of our favorite performers share their sexy experiences this year that would make St. Nick blush. While most of us try to stay off of Santa’s “naughty list,” some of your favorite XXX sensations are checking twice to make sure they’re on it—in...

Hail to the Cheeks!

Exploring the erotic appeal of America’s First Ladies through our nation’s history. Throughout the history of our nation, the First Lady has been framed as a symbol of national dignity—which is interesting, considering how many Americans have likely wondered which of them has hit her head the most on the headboard in the White House....

Beautiful Buttholes

Hole-y moly! We’re taking a peek between the cheeks for a look at some of the prettiest poopers, most scintillating starfishes and hottest heinie-holes, courtesy of booty-ful HUSTLER Honeys. Enjoy the rear view! Juliana Marie Tavia Amber Gold Lucy Mendez Haley Reed Sofia Chanel Camryn Katie Kush Jayla De Angelis Ziva Fey Scarlett Hampton...

Bedroom Bylaws

Examining the rules that people establish for having sex, from the somewhat odd to the downright bizarre. When the cosmic architects first cooked up this sex thing to keep their little alien ant farm nice and populated, they designed it so every creature—no matter how evolved—could tap straight into their inner beast. The plan was...

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