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Andy San Dimas Goes the Distance

Hipster-smut icon Andy San Dimas has gone from alt-porn darling to one of the industry’s most sought-after talents. Along with nailing the female leads in Rocky XXX (reviewed on page 103) and This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX (reviewed on page 106), the tattooed tart with the country-girl smile has popped up in a slew of......

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in......

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is......

Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”......

Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if......

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Hail to the Cheeks!

Exploring the erotic appeal of America’s First Ladies through our nation’s history. Throughout the history of our nation, the First Lady has been framed as a symbol of national dignity—which is interesting, considering how many Americans have likely wondered which of them has hit her head the most on the headboard in the White House....

Beautiful Buttholes

Hole-y moly! We’re taking a peek between the cheeks for a look at some of the prettiest poopers, most scintillating starfishes and hottest heinie-holes, courtesy of booty-ful HUSTLER Honeys. Enjoy the rear view! Juliana Marie Tavia Amber Gold Lucy Mendez Haley Reed Sofia Chanel Camryn Katie Kush Jayla De Angelis Ziva Fey Scarlett Hampton...

Bedroom Bylaws

Examining the rules that people establish for having sex, from the somewhat odd to the downright bizarre. When the cosmic architects first cooked up this sex thing to keep their little alien ant farm nice and populated, they designed it so every creature—no matter how evolved—could tap straight into their inner beast. The plan was...

Dr. Justin Lehmiller: Sex and Psychology

From kinks to loss of libido to prosthetic show-biz penises, this author, podcast host and Kinsey Institute research fellow is here to shed light on the wide, wild world of sex. You’d be wrong if at first you thought Dr. Justin Lehmiller’s Sex and Psychology podcast wasn’t for you. A show about the mindset behind...

Sad Sacks?

If you’re looking for happiness in a prescription bottle, bear in mind that antidepressant use can lead to a sorry situation in the bedroom. There comes a brief, shining moment in every human life when joy feels inevitable, the world makes sense and nothing seems poised to ruin it. Then we turn seven. From that...

Girls on Girls Vol. 7

No prick? No problem! These gals don’t need a guy to get off—they’re perfectly capable of taking matters (and each other) into their own hands. Speaking of hands, make sure to give these ladies one as they get down to some delightfully dirty girl-on-girl action.  Miela & Eileen Lexi Luna & Ava Sinclaire Kay Lovely...

Genuine Attraction

Looking to achieve true success in the dating arena? Drop the act and just be yourself. Dating sucks. Let’s just be absolutely clear about that. It’s like job hunting—there’s the initial messaging back and forth, the pre-screening of the candidate, the awkward first meeting and the grueling “interviews” that almost always end in disappointment. If...

Talking Sex With Dr. Tara

Sexologist. Professor. Podcast host. Author. Television personality. This modern-day Renaissance woman does it all, and is working hard to help you make the most of your sex life. Dr. Tara Suwinyattichaiporn didn’t set out to be a renowned academic on topics of carnality and a media icon of sexual education and enlightenment. In fact, given...

Twat’s in a Name?

How a woman refers to her intimate parts can say a lot about how she might perform in bed—so listen up! Sit across from a woman on a first date, and it’s natural to ask about her favorite music, movies or books—you know, safe topics designed to reveal who she is before the entrées hit...

Get a Leg Up Vol. 10

Does anything beat a great pair of legs? We don’t think so—and that’s a stand we’ll always be willing to take. With that in mind, let’s get stepping to another celebration of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys. Enjoy! Ameena Green Juliana Marie  Renee Perez Savvy Suxx Megan Mistakes Jessie Andrews...

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