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Andy San Dimas Goes the Distance

Hipster-smut icon Andy San Dimas has gone from alt-porn darling to one of the industry’s most sought-after talents. Along with nailing the female leads in Rocky XXX (reviewed on page 103) and This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX (reviewed on page 106), the tattooed tart with the country-girl smile has popped up in a slew of......

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in......

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is......

Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”......

Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if......

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Dating In Debt

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Dating Profiles: Let’s Get Real!

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