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Andy San Dimas Goes the Distance

Hipster-smut icon Andy San Dimas has gone from alt-porn darling to one of the industry’s most sought-after talents. Along with nailing the female leads in Rocky XXX (reviewed on page 103) and This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX (reviewed on page 106), the tattooed tart with the country-girl smile has popped up in a slew of......

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in......

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is......

Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”......

Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if......

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Get a Leg Up Vol. 10

Does anything beat a great pair of legs? We don’t think so—and that’s a stand we’ll always be willing to take. With that in mind, let’s get stepping to another celebration of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys. Enjoy! Ameena Green Juliana Marie  Renee Perez Savvy Suxx Megan Mistakes Jessie Andrews...

Stamp of Approval?

Exploring society’s complicated relationship with the lower back tattoo. No man forgets the first time he gets busy with a woman bearing a lower back tattoo, sometimes colloquially referred to as a “tramp stamp.” One minute, he’s at the bar having a deep conversation with a nice lady about life and whether aliens exist. The...

Small-Town Starlets

Some of our favorite XXX performers explain what it’s like to work in the adult industry while living in close-knit communities. When we think about where adult stars live, either Los Angeles, Miami or Las Vegas come to mind for most people, but there are a surprising number of famous performers who live in small...

Ain’t Talking Bot Love

Recent research indicates that a growing number of people are turning to AI to satisfy their romantic needs. We explore the troubling and promising aspects of this modern phenomenon. Once upon a time, being a horny teen meant pairing off with another horny teen and entering into a wholesome social contract that involved holding hands...

Elizabeth Flynt: The American Way

With Flynt v. Bonta, HUSTLER’s chairwoman of the board vows to fight on in a precedent-setting legal showdown. Next stop: the Supreme Court! There is a battle brewing in California, and the stakes are high. On one side, the government and archaic statutes that fly in the face of American entrepreneurship. On the other, a...

Steph Tolev: Filth Queen

Steph Tolev’s star is on a meteoric rise as both a stand-up comedian and comic actress. Her 2025 Netflix special Filth Queen was promoted and produced by Bill Burr’s All Things Comedy, and she’s been landing the sort of acting roles she always dreamed of: Roasting Jean Smart’s Deborah Vance on HBO’s Hacks, berating Stavros...

Birthday Delights

To help bring 2025 to a strip-roaring close, here’s a handful of unclothed Beavers celebrating birthdays in December. Amber Amidala—a makeup artist, massage therapist and content creator from Santa Rosa, California—admitted, “I’m not terribly monogamous. I like who I like regardless of genitals or gender.” Camille Doll—a health coach and therapist from Honolulu, Hawaii—told us,...

Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 5

Sure, we love long, luxurious locks on a woman, but there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With that in mind, we’re saluting the ladies of Beaver Hunt who keep things short when it comes to their coifs. Enjoy! Cher Tyme Greta...

Stuff It! Miss Whitney Morgan’s Turkey Day Spectacular

Happy Kinksgiving! Florida foodie and fetish queen supreme Miss Whitney Morgan offers her twisted take on a hallowed holiday tradition. Be you a flesh-eating traditionalist or the vegan tofurkey type, Thanksgiving is a time of coming together and setting aside differences to give thanks for the things that keep us going in this hellscape of...

Give ThanXXX: 2025 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re grateful for this year. The year 2025 is coming to an end, and what a year it’s been! With so much going on, it’s always nice to take a moment and reflect on all that we’re grateful for—including the hot and sexy things in our lives! ...

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