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Andy San Dimas Goes the Distance

Hipster-smut icon Andy San Dimas has gone from alt-porn darling to one of the industry’s most sought-after talents. Along with nailing the female leads in Rocky XXX (reviewed on page 103) and This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX (reviewed on page 106), the tattooed tart with the country-girl smile has popped up in a slew of......

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in......

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is......

Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”......

Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if......

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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 6

You gotta love nipples—those pleasure points that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  Nadia Aria Karlie Montana Claudia  Rahyndee James Bailey ...

Sophia Locke’s Taboo Top 3

This insatiable libertine wants it all, and will stop at nothing to get it! Don’t be fooled by her demure eyes or pleasant demeanor—Sophia Locke is a sex fiend who delights in sloppy taboo action. Although she’s a staple of the sexy stepmom genre, Sophia’s personal fantasies and predilections skew dark…and freaky as hell. Ever...

Alt Angels

Tattoos, piercings, wild hair colors—these unconventional XXX sensations are challenging the traditional perceptions of adult industry performers. Porn is amazing not only because of the acts depicted, but also for the variety of looks, style and aesthetics that each model brings to the screen. Nowhere is this more clear than in the “alt” (alternative) category,...

The Hands of Time

Merry wankers, rejoice; according to a new study, your urge to spank it won’t disappear as you get up there in years. We can’t blame horny teenagers for playing with their junk behind closed doors. Hell, at that age, they are barely any better than monkeys at the zoo. A stiff breeze or a gentle...

Sole Sisters Vol. 6

Are you ready to experience some fancy—and very sexy—footwork? We hope so, because we’re once again putting our best feet forward with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their pretty peds, tempting toes and amazing arches. Enjoy! Amber Kawaii Shelena  Polly Yangs Mina Luxx Aspen Ora Megan Salinas Ryan Ryans...

Too Dumb to Come?

The lack of sex education in America is creating a nation of stupid fuckers—and that’s a huge problem for our country. It’s no secret by now, what with more than 77 million people voting fascism with a spray tan into the White House last year, that the American populace isn’t the brightest of the bunch....

Skye Sweetnam: Becoming Sumo Cyco

Skye Sweetnam went from pop princess and Britney Spears tourmate to fierce metal frontwoman. Now she’s diving into the Neon Void and taking listeners along for the ride. Once upon a time, Skye Sweetnam was a teenage pop star singing about boys and touring with Britney Spears. After two albums, Skye saw there was a...

Crazy in Love?

According to recent research, people are romantically drawn to others who have the same mental issues as they do—which isn’t necessarily the recipe for madness it might sound like. They say love drives us crazy and, according to recent research, that drive might be shorter for some people than others. According to the Laureate Institute...

Busty Blond Babes Vol. 11

Fair-haired Honeys with big, bouncy racks—does it get any better than that? Join us as we celebrate the beauty of large-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough to keep your hands full for a while....

Fetish Spotlight: Squishing Sirens

We speak with sexy sirens who put their best feet forward—and muck them up in messy, gooey substances to the delight of their adoring fans. Usually, when we step in something sticky, gooey or dirty, our first reaction is a resounding, “Oh no!” But in the world of squishing, a pair of messy soles and...

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