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February 2023

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Saturday Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 5

[…] celebration of beautiful, shapely legs sheathed in sexy stockings—you’ll definitely go gaga for these hosiery-adorned gams! And when you’re done here, check out our previous editions of Stocking Up here! Tiffany Rayne Photo by John Brant Photo by John Brant Photo by John Brant Photo by John Brant Photo by John Brant Photo by John […] ...

Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up Vol. II

[…] another group of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their gorgeous gams in glamorous stockings. This feature has legs! And make sure to check out our previous edition of Stocking Up here! Skye Blue Photo by Allen Henson Photo by Allen Henson Photo by Allen Henson Photo by Allen Henson Photo by Allen Henson Photo by Allen […] ...

Stocking Up! Vol. 4

[…] show off their gorgeous gams, along with the rest of their droolworthy bodies. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Stocking Up here, here and here!  Emma Hix Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions […] ...

Stocking Up! Vol. 3

[…] gorgeous gams in sleek stockings while sharing jaw-dropping views of their beautiful bodies! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Stocking Up! here and here. Madison Ivy Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Romi […] ...

Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up!

Nothing beats a pair of gorgeous legs wrapped in sleek, sheer stockings—especially when those legs are attached to a beautiful babe who’s eager to show off what’s between those shapely gams.  Join us as we celebrate HUSTLER Honeys who flaunt what they’ve got while wearing sexy stockings—and very little else. Aria Lee Photo by […] ...

Santa, Baby!

[…] they want for XXX-mas. XXX performers are definitely on the “naughty list” (but in the best way possible)! These amazing actresses are no strangers to getting their stockings stuffed, and surely Santa has noticed (and been impressed)! What gifts are these sugar plums looking to find under the tree this year? We asked a […] ...

This Ain’t Die Hard XXX

[…] way to get into the holiday spirit than blowing Santa? Gloriously trashy Holly Taylor makes the jolly red bastard holler “Ho, ho, ho!” as she gets her stocking stuffed. Then Kimberly Kane busts in and announces that she and her chesty cohorts Capri Cavanni and Phoenix Marie “represent the finest in international terrorism” before […] ...

What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?

[…] year, I dressed in a variety of aprons, from French maid to ’50s housewife,” Josie offers. “I also like to wear a microkini or a fishnet body stocking under a button-up shirt.” Now that is a feast for the eyes!  There are some definite downsides to cooking while scantily clad, though Josie has managed […] ...

Young & Glamorous 9

[…] and anal capacity. The girl’s roughed up by a couple of goons, with not a single lick applied to her pussy before it’s depth-charged with cock. A stocking is stretched over her head, making her look like a cross between a bank robber and an off-brand superhero. Smalls is tossed around like a teddy […] ...

Fahrenheit 451: Wyoming

[…] Wyoming, fascism is alive and well in Cheyenne’s libraries. As reported by NBC News, librarians in the Equality State (hilarious) are facing the possibility of prosecution for stocking books deemed obscene. The malevolent material in question deals with sex and LGBTQ+ issues, a mortal sin in this deeply conservative pocket of the U.S. Titles […] ...

Asshole of the Month: Lindsey Graham

[…] Getting the bear hug from the likes of Newt Gingrich, Lindsey has escalated his foreign-affairs propaganda, saying the word Benghazi at least once in every sentence and stocking tweets and campaign ads with specters of nuke-wielding foreigners ready to storm Myrtle Beach at any moment. Graham says his blather is “what’s best for the […] ...

Felicia Fisher

Beaver Hunt debuted in July 1976, and back then pubic hair dominated the pelvic landscape. That’s why we’re opening our 45th-birthday revue with Felicia Fisher, 27, a “sweet, playful and bratty” phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado. She’s stoked to be here. “HUSTLER is legendary!” the 5-foot-3 hip-hop fan raves. “When...

A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide

[…] Wi-Fi. This sleek and discreet little pleasure device is designed to bring any girl to the heights of extreme orgasmic joy. Who wouldn’t want that in their stocking?  For those who like things a little simpler, but are still eager to explore new realms of technology, the Hitachi Magic Wand Rechargeable Wand Massager is […] ...

A Christmas Gangbang

[…] all snug in her twat, and her wet, sloppy blowjobs were also quite hot! These guys came to play, they were really not bluffing. It wasn’t her stocking that they set to stuffing! Then up from their pricks there arose such a splatter, and Zoey was covered in warm baby-batter! With a girl that’s […] ...

A Filthy Mess

[…] own compliment, saying he likes to work with Odette because she has a great connection to the medium. Do people ever get curious when they see David stocking up on supplies? I get a variety of comments in the checkout line at Smart & Final. ‘That’s a lot of cake mix’ or ‘Somebody likes pudding!’ […] ...

Get Hosed!

It’s National Nylon Stocking Day once again—it seems to come earlier every year, doesn’t it? And what better time to celebrate shapely legs enveloped in sheer, shiny, lacy wrapping? What are you waiting for? Get hosed! Emma Hix  Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo […] ...

Trust Women: The Fight for Reproductive Rights in America

[…] a wealth of location-specific resources, including Aid Access, an international online pharmacy serving all 50 states that offers virtual screening, pill delivery and an advance provision for stocking up even if you’re not pregnant. There are FAQs about safety and legality, and links to the Miscarriage and Abortion hotline (staffed by proabortion clinicians), the Repro […] ...

New Year’s Sex Resolutions: Going Hard Into 2020

[…] yourself as much and as often as possible! Perhaps you’d like to improve how you access and enjoy porn, or make better decisions when it comes to stocking up the spank bank, or find new physical ways to experience self-love. No matter what, we’ve got you covered. Learn about sexuality. The more you know, the […] ...

12 Lays of Christmas

[…] to be honest, it was the best goddamn assignment of our lives! In the end, 12 toys won out to receive our highest raunch recommendation. Stuff your stockings with these top-rated presents, and enjoy the happiest of fucking holidays! FOR HER JOPEN CALLIE VIBRATING MINI WAND Voted “Most Stylish” by Cosmopolitan magazine. Voted “Most […] ...

Pantyhose and ’Shrooms With Madalynn Raye

[…] seductress in high-end hosiery with the foraging acumen of a much sexier Bear Grylls? Join us for a spell and feast your peepers. HUSTLER proudly presents, “ Stocking Fungus: The Ballad of Madalynn Raye.” There will be no intermission. Photo courtesy of Madalynn Raye PART 1: PANTYHOSE HUSTLERMagazine.com: Let’s talk pantyhose first, starting at […] ...

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