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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 10

[…] to go knuckles-deep into a probing exploration of some of our favorite Honeys as they lovingly get in touch with themselves and each other. Enjoy the sticky- fingered spectacle!  Eyla Moore Photo by Davide Esposito Photo by Davide Esposito Alexis Ford Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Krystal […] ...

Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part IV

[…] self-pleasure—let’s give these beauties a hand! And when you’re done with this penetrating look at digital-driven joy, make sure to check out our previous editions of Fine, Fingered Femmes here, here and here! Agatha Vega Photo by Davide Esposito Photo by Davide Esposito Kiwi Photo by Clive McLean Cherry Kiss Photo by Holly Randall […] ...

Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part III

[…] latest celebration of Honeys who take a hands-on approach to their pleasure. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Fine, Fingered Femmes here and here.  Vanna Bardot Photo by Holly Randall Productions Jenna Rodgers Photo by Mile Hgh Photography Photo by Mile High Photography Memphis Monroe Photo […] ...

Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes II

[…] so what are you waiting for? Get right to it! And when you’re done here, use your fingers to stroll over to our first installment of Fine, Fingered Femmes here!  Syren Sexton Photo by Holly Randall Photo by Holly Randall Adriana Sephora Photo by DigitalDesire.com Photo by DigitalDesire.com Photo by DigitalDesire.com Abigaile Johnson Photo […] ...

Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 6

[…] Enjoy the trip as these ladies let their fingers do some exploring. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Fine, Fingered Femmes here! Layla Rose Photo by Mark Lit Photo by Mark Lit Natalie Tyler Photo by Ladi von Jansky Photo by Ladi von Jansky Photo by […] ...

Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes 12

May 22 is National Solitaire Day, and as it turns out, May is also National Masturbation Month! Is there any better excuse to celebrate HUSTLER Honeys playing with themselves? (Not that we need an excuse for that sort of thing, of course.) With that in mind, let’s dig into a procession of self-pleasuring babes who......

Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 11

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with themselves and letting their fingers do the probing? Sign us up! Join us for a very touching tribute to hot babes who take their sexual satisfaction into their own hands. Enjoy! Vinna Reed Lika Star Vicky Harding April O’Neil Cassie Laine McKenzie Sweet Rahyndee James Sophia Knight......

Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part V

You have to love a beautiful woman who isn’t afraid to take her satisfaction into her own hands. Join us as we salute diddle-happy HUSTLER Honeys as they give themselves the finger in the best possible way.  Frankie Kennedy  Sky Pierce Lena Anderson Jessie Andrews Chanell Heart  Anna Lee Taylor May......

HUSTLER’s Fine, Fingered Femmes

Hey, it’s May 22, National Solitaire Day—and, as it turns out, May is National Masturbation Month! Is there any better time to celebrate the fine art of playing with yourself? With that in mind, join us on a deep, probing exploration of beautiful Honeys letting their fingers do the walking as they get in touch......

Sunday Funday: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 9

Brace yourselves, because we’re about to enter a touchy situation—in the best possible way! We’re back with another collection of HUSTLER Honeys putting their fingers to work and digging deep on a journey to ecstasy. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to get handsy with yourself while perusing these pussy-penetrating beauties.  Jana Cova Evelyn Lory &......

Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part 7

Sometimes getting in touch with yourself in a big way requires years of therapy. Other times, all it takes is a few roving fingers in just the right spot. And when the latter happens with a smoking-hot babe, the results can be very magical indeed. With that in mind, join us for a pictorial celebration......

Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 8

Rejoice; it’s time for another deep, probing celebration of HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with themselves in the best possible way! You’ll definitely want to give these beauties a hand as they let their fingers do some roaming in a way that will leave you moaning.  Monika May Ziva Fey Malena Morgan Sunny Leone Naomi......

Marcy

“I always wanted my body to be exposed,” reveals this “energetic and very persistent” dental assistant from Scottsdale, Arizona. “So being naked in HUSTLER was the perfect way to come out of my shell.” And at a perfect time: Marcy will turn 19 in June. By the way, the 5-foot-7...

Tinder Hookups: The Good, the Bad, the Extremely Rare

[…] easiest ways to bag one-night booty bonanzas. This has led horny men and women to swipe like crazy, practically spraining their fingers in their quest to get fingered.  Unfortunately, it now appears that their efforts might have been in vain! New research has shown that, like a catfish trolling the online dating waters, the […] ...

Sugar Babies Love Their Sugar Daddies

[…] The wide-eyed wonder takes her man’s beef-bulb to the tonsils, then rides him reverse-cowgirl-style to the soundtrack of gratifyingly squishy noises with each bounce. Paige’s girl-gulch is fingered to a gushing squirt before her enticing glutes are slimed with jizz. Angel-faced brunette Lucy Doll stares directly into her man’s eyes as her mouth is […] ...

Girlfriends

[…] halfdevil, half-angel brunette Calvert mash gash isn’t the worst way to spend some free time, and seeing her pristine asshole speared by another chick’s tongue while she’s fingered to oblivion is definitely worthwhile. If you’re trying to convince your girlfriend to watch porn, this will probably do the trick. Then again, if you have […] ...

America’s Most-Cheating Cities

[…] my hubby goes to the strip club, and he doesn’t ask questions when I get back from Vegas. One of my best flings was getting drunk and fingered in the back of a cab. I had met this guy at the casino bar, and we just hit it off. There’s a lot of horny […] ...

In the Beginning: The Origins of COVID-19

[…] COVID-19 bat virus made the same leap. It was theorized that civets were again the intermediate culprit. Except that no infected civets were found. Then pangolins were fingered. But no infected pangolins have been located either. Now, closing in on two years since the pandemic began, no intermediate host has been discovered, despite serious […] ...

Summer Lovin’: Seasonal Horniness Explained

[…] During the summer, people often hang out near bodies of water like the ocean or a lake. For exhibitionists, this can lead to randy outdoor fun.  “I’ve fingered girls on boats or while lying out on the beach. The wildest thing I’ve done, though, is have sex while a bunch of people were sunbathing […] ...

Slap-Happy Schlongs

[…] get their ladies worked up. “Forget slapping the clit, and just lick it,” declares Leah from Sheridan, Oregon. “All of us like to be eaten out and fingered as long as a guy knows what he’s doing. But most of us aren’t into humiliation and degradation.” So gentlemen, take note; rather than brandishing your […] ...

Uma Jolie & Aspen Rae

“It’s annoying when people ask if I’m bi, straight or lesbian. Labels don’t mean a damn thing. If I’m having fun, that’s all that matters. I tend to go for women who tell me exactly what they are thinking. No games. I like sophisticated girls. Not necessarily bookworms—just women who...

A Little Dab’ll Do Ya

[…] my pussy is high-end! I rub some of my juices on my neck and wrists. Let’s see how this goes!” Day 1 (cont.): “It’s giving me ‘ fingered in a movie theater’ vibes. I keep catching whiffs of my pussy, and then I remember that I have pussy juice on my neck and wrists. […] ...

Granny-Banging Grandeur

[…] passenger seat, so she tells her friend to go hang out with her daughter at the Waffle House,” Johnathan remembers. “I started eating her pussy, then I fingered her and ate her clit for about 15 minutes. We were going at it for about two hours, from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl. She […] ...

Chantal

“Working in porn and mainstream cinema makes me unique,” professes Chantal, 31, a model, actress, filmmaker and “fearless exhibitionist” from Miami, Florida. “I wrote the screenplay and am now directing my first feature film, Thirst Trap. It’s a sexy, edgy movie about a cam girl who’s stalked by an obsessed...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Melody Jordan

[…] career in XXX—and she couldn’t be happier about it.  “I had a boyfriend for five years, and our sex life got kind of boring. I had been fingered in the ass, but that was it. I was always like, ‘Come on, let’s try anal!’ He’d say, ‘No, that’s gay. That’s gross,’” Melody recalled.  Photo […] ...

Tortured Accountability

[…] Scheer detailed a few of the gruesome accounts cited in the summary before asking “who was responsible for the travesty?” Calling him “America’s sadist in chief,” Scheer fingered George W. Bush for authorizing the torture program. But don’t forget Dick Cheney, who raced to network cameras after the summary was released to proudly declare, […] ...

Doing Them Dirty

[…] prepared my cock for launch. Ground control, engage boner thrusters! I quickly pinned that girl to the driver’s side door of my father’s Roadrunner where I licked, fingered and sniffed every last inch of her body in ways that would surely get me locked up in several states. It wasn’t long before the two […] ...

Leveling the Laying Field

[…] the same ridiculous fabrications of morality. But that’s never going to change the fact that women like to have their cooters licked and pounded out, their buttholes fingered and more.Their snatches throb for the freedom to get dug out by whoever makes their clits flutter like a hummingbird cranked up on Adderall. Whatever sky […] ...

Embracing Your Guilty Pleasure

[…] so I take my dates to a lot of Mexican and Thai restaurants,” he divulges.  Another man, Nick, tells us that he likes to get his butthole fingered, which we didn’t find all that weird at first—until he revealed that it really only turns him on if it is done by a woman who’s […] ...

If Trump, Then Canada

[…] currently the site is only accepting applicants for its waiting list. Will Maple Match become functional if Mr. Macho, aka The Golden Wrecking Ball, aka The Short- Fingered Vulgarian, aka Fuckface von Clownstick, aka The Donald actually winds up in the White House? Clearly many hope so—launched in early May, over 13,000 people signed […] ...