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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6

[…] on these dildo-wielding beauties as they fill their needs with a battery of toys—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous editions of Dildo Darlings! Keegan  Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Eve Ellwood Photo by Victor Lightworship Photo by Victor Lightworship Cassidy & Melody  […] ...
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings II

[…] toys to keep them happy and satisfied. Join us now for a penetrating look at hot HUSTLER Honeys enjoying their playthings. And for even more of HUSTLER’s Dildo Darlings, click here!  Jessica Lockwood Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Shelby Photo by Matti KLatt Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings III

[…] us for a penetrating look into as they break open the toy chest for sexy playtime! And make sure to check out the first two editions of Dildo Darlings here and here! Teal Conrad Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Prodductions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings IV

[…] and get busy with their favorite faux phalluses. Feel free to join in on the fun yourself—and afterwards, make sure to check out our previous installments of Dildo Darlings here, here and here! Valentina Nappi  Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Jenna Rodgers  Photo by Mile High Photography Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings 12: Beaver Hunt Edition

[…] keep them satisfied for a long, long time. And why not share in that satisfaction? With that in mind, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving darlings. Tiffany Cream Photo by Fiancé Photo by Fiancé Photo by Fiancé Betty Sage Photo by Friend Photo by Friend Barbi Photo by Ron Neumann Photo […] ...
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HUSTLER Dildo Darlings

[…] deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving dames. Randy Moore Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Lacey Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Sabina Rouge […] ...
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Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join us now as we celebrate enterprising ladies who take it upon themselves to fill the gap with their favorite faux phalluses. Aspen Rae  Lana Rhoades......
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Dildo Darlings 7

When it comes to self-pleasure, these ladies don’t toy around—or do they? Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys who aren’t afraid to brandish a faux phallus when a flesh-and-blood cock isn’t available. Way to take your satisfaction in your own hands, ladies! Elle, Zoe & Aiden Polly & Becca Liv Wild Natalia Starr......
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Dildo Darlings 8: Classic Edition

Hot chicks pleasuring themselves and each other with sex toys—it’s a look that never goes out of style. With that in mind, we’re reaching into the HUSTLER archives to serve up a pictorial salute to Honeys satisfying their hungry pussies with a variety of faux phalluses. Enjoy!   Ginger & Prilla Nevaeh & Celeste Star Evelyn......
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Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9

No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead, enjoy! They certainly are… Amy Douxxx Nautica Abella Danger Romi Rain & Cherie DeVille Anny Aurora Hannah Harper Cadey Mercury Athena......
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10

No prick? No problem! When these ladies are in the mood to get off, they don’t need a man to do the job for them—they just bust open the sex-toy chest and take matters into their own hands with an arsenal of faux phalluses, quasi cocks and plastic penis substitutes. Let’s hear it for female......
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Dildo Darlings 11

No penis? No problem! These Honeys have toy chests deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Go ahead; dive in!...
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Funny Fuckers: Porn Stars Who Are Also Comedians

[…] sad because performing was always a huge part of my life.”  In the pink: cam girl/comedian Allie Awesome. “I had a revelation while I was wearing a dildo on my forehead, and it dawned on me that I was onto something.” Allie Awesome Working as a cam girl allows Allie to incorporate the techniques […] ...
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Rain Parade: Marching Boldly Forward

The neo-psychedelia mainstays are striding toward the future with a deluxe reissue of a classic album and a new record in the works. As part of California’s Paisley Underground scene, Rain Parade—alongside like-minded bands such as The Bangles, The Three O’Clock and Dream Syndicate—helped shape a ’60s-inspired wave of brilliant music. Formed by college friends...
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Sex Club Confidential

What happens in the swingers’ club, stays in the swingers’ club—until now! Sex workers spill the beans from behind the scenes. Who goes to sex and swingers’ clubs? In a word, everyone: Your next-door neighbor. Your realtor. The lawyer who handled your divorce. In simple terms, these spaces are a place where anyone can safely...
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Lights, Camera, Climax!

Exploring the relationship benefits of making—and watching—a sex tape with your partner. Making a sex tape is one of those relationship rites of passage, right up there with meeting the parents or suffering through each other’s family holidays. Skipping it is like a basketball team refusing to watch game footage—they’re never going to see which...
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Muff Buffs

This issue marks Beaver Hunt’s 49th birthday. When it debuted in 1976, pubic hair was prevalent for nude models and XXX performers. In recent years the beloved bush has made a comeback, and here are a handful of Beavers who adore being hairy down there. Detroit, Michigan’s Helena Price worked as a chef, teacher, housepainter...
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Happy Anniversary, HUSTLER!

It tickled Larry Flynt that HUSTLER’s anniversary coincided with the country’s. So to celebrate our twin birthdays, he established the HUSTLER Anniversary Cover Contest. For a decade, photographers would vie for top spot, with the winner receiving a cash prize along with bragging rights. The resulting covers were nothing short of spectacular. To wit…...
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Vudu Dahl: Ink & Kink

Our celebrity performer this month is a frequent flier of the kink scene at high-end lifestyle parties from London to L.A. Vudu Dahl has been a tattoo artist who scored a role on the reality TV show Black Ink Crew. A dancer and stripper at gentlemen’s clubs. An escort, sugar baby, poker girl, online model,...
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Jeanne “Hollywood” Basone: Wrestling With the Past

The original GLOW girl on grappling in stripper clothes, suffering a wardrobe malfunction in the ring and her new memoir. If you’re a man of a certain age, you will never forget when GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) premiered on TV. It helped many a guy (and some women) through puberty as it showcased a...
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Hot Topic: The XXX Summer Survey

It’s a Sex Worker Summer! Three thirst-quenching babes bring the heat…and the meat.  You’ve been pining for it since Black Friday, and now it’s finally here: LET THERE BE SUMMER! As temperatures soar and inhibitions plunge, no one is more ready to get hot and sweaty than the scorching sirens of adult entertainment. Be it...
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Steph Tolev: All Hail the Filth Queen!

The raunch-happy funnywoman talks about her rise in the comedy world, the physical challenges of her live act, and her new Netflix special. Next to orgasming, laughing is one of life’s greatest activities, and comedian Steph Tolev makes sure we get plenty of it! With her unfiltered and oft-raunchy stand-up style, Steph has taken the...
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The Healthcare Hump

It’s not easy to talk to your doctor about your sexual well-being, but it’s absolutely necessary. We suppose you’ve found yourself at one time or another cold and half-naked on crinkly paper in your family doctor’s office, waiting for the familiar “deep breath, now cough” routine. In that case, you’ve probably wondered how the hell...
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Bushy Blondes Vol. 3: Hardcore Edition

Fair-haired babes who let the locks flow, above and below—get ready, because we are about to put you in a delightfully hairy situation. Enjoy this collection of blond HUSTLER Honeys with crotch curls you’ll definitely want to run your fingers—and other things—through. Kallie Taylor Chloe Temple Harley King Coco Lovelock Emma Starletto Britt Blair Amber...
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Lights: “Music Has Power”

The electro-pop renegade talks Björk, “barf buckets” and her intriguing new album, A6. Valerie Anne Poxleitner is Lights, a Canadian electro-pop songstress who has just released her sixth album A6.  She sat down with us to discuss how she became Lights, the burdens of touring as a Canadian in Trump’s annex-hungry America (warning: there are...