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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6

[…] on these dildo-wielding beauties as they fill their needs with a battery of toys—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous editions of Dildo Darlings! Keegan  Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Eve Ellwood Photo by Victor Lightworship Photo by Victor Lightworship Cassidy & Melody  […] ...
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings II

[…] toys to keep them happy and satisfied. Join us now for a penetrating look at hot HUSTLER Honeys enjoying their playthings. And for even more of HUSTLER’s Dildo Darlings, click here!  Jessica Lockwood Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Shelby Photo by Matti KLatt Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings III

[…] us for a penetrating look into as they break open the toy chest for sexy playtime! And make sure to check out the first two editions of Dildo Darlings here and here! Teal Conrad Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Prodductions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings IV

[…] and get busy with their favorite faux phalluses. Feel free to join in on the fun yourself—and afterwards, make sure to check out our previous installments of Dildo Darlings here, here and here! Valentina Nappi  Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Jenna Rodgers  Photo by Mile High Photography Photo […] ...
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HUSTLER Dildo Darlings

[…] deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving dames. Randy Moore Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Lacey Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Sabina Rouge […] ...
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Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join us now as we celebrate enterprising ladies who take it upon themselves to fill the gap with their favorite faux phalluses. Aspen Rae  Lana Rhoades......
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Dildo Darlings 7

When it comes to self-pleasure, these ladies don’t toy around—or do they? Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys who aren’t afraid to brandish a faux phallus when a flesh-and-blood cock isn’t available. Way to take your satisfaction in your own hands, ladies! Elle, Zoe & Aiden Polly & Becca Liv Wild Natalia Starr......
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Dildo Darlings 8: Classic Edition

Hot chicks pleasuring themselves and each other with sex toys—it’s a look that never goes out of style. With that in mind, we’re reaching into the HUSTLER archives to serve up a pictorial salute to Honeys satisfying their hungry pussies with a variety of faux phalluses. Enjoy!   Ginger & Prilla Nevaeh & Celeste Star Evelyn......
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Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9

No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead, enjoy! They certainly are… Amy Douxxx Nautica Abella Danger Romi Rain & Cherie DeVille Anny Aurora Hannah Harper Cadey Mercury Athena......
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10

No prick? No problem! When these ladies are in the mood to get off, they don’t need a man to do the job for them—they just bust open the sex-toy chest and take matters into their own hands with an arsenal of faux phalluses, quasi cocks and plastic penis substitutes. Let’s hear it for female......
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Funny Fuckers: Porn Stars Who Are Also Comedians

[…] sad because performing was always a huge part of my life.”  In the pink: cam girl/comedian Allie Awesome. “I had a revelation while I was wearing a dildo on my forehead, and it dawned on me that I was onto something.” Allie Awesome Working as a cam girl allows Allie to incorporate the techniques […] ...
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Icons of Ignore

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Blue-Collar Babes

Exploring the erotic allure of women who engage in manual labor. The male persuasion typically doesn’t want its women too rough around the edges. Nope, men often like their gals to look a particular way—a pretty face and nice body, yes, and the fashion sense to show it off with boner-inducing style. Stroll down the...
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Lickety Split Vol. 4

We hope you’re hungry for some fun, because it’s time for another round of labia-lapping action with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Bon appétit! Misha Cross & Agatha Vega Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Sera Ryder & Kimora Quin Marlie Moore, Jana Jordan & Charlie Lynn Layla Rae London Laurent Sophia Burns Amber Moore...
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Vanessa Vega: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

Being called “slut” is high praise for this enchanting porn star who loves her job almost as much as she loves hot ball batter in her eyes. In short, she’s untamed and off the leash. Can you handle her horny truth? Friends call her “nasty,” while fans can’t seem to get enough of that sperm-soaked...
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Moving on to MILF

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Do Body Counts…Count?

Worried about how many people your significant other slept with before you? Don’t be—in fact, a hefty tally of past sexual partners can actually make your relationship stronger. At the beginning of a relationship, there are plenty of discussions that are sure to arise before things get too serious. One of the most polarizing of...
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Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 3

Ready to get a case of the blues in the best way possible? Join us as we gaze into the enchanting blue peepers of hot HUSTLER Honeys—and admire the rest of their tantalizing physical attributes while we’re at it. Enjoy! Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Tavia Lindsay Marie Roxy Shaw Eila Adams Alexis Haley Cummings Victoria...
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Facial Frenzy!

For these semen-savoring beauties, getting a faceful of man-goo is a total blast. When we hear the word facial, we often picture a serene spa, soothing music and a skin-moisturizing treatment—but not today. (Well, maybe the moisturized skin part!) We’re talking about some of your favorite on-screen starlets being sandblasted with ooey-gooey goodness! We gathered...
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Workin’ It Vol. 2

A HUSTLER Labor Day Laugh-fest It’s Labor Day once again—an opportunity to celebrate the hard work and victories of the toiling masses across this land (and maybe go to a barbecue or two). What better way to mark the occasion than with a collection of workplace-related cartoons from HUSTLER’s vast archive? Go ahead, dig in!...
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Tipping Turn-Ons

Want to really charm the pants off of your dinner date? Forget the pricey wine and entrees; just treat and tip the waitstaff well. In the cage match that is dating, where first impressions often determine whether a man will get to see the woman sitting across from them at the table naked by the...
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Chas Ray Krider: Sex Noir

Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider relies on his lens to capture ultra-private scenes of mystery and perversion. His published works include the solo books Motel Fetish, Do...
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50 Questions: Jennifer White

For the third installment of our HUSTLER’s “50 Questions” series, we are tapping Jennifer White, the porn queen who has been making us cream for over 15 years. From harnessing the power of pigeons to sharing the secret of a good marriage (can you say blowjobs?), Jennifer proves that she is, without a doubt, XXX...
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 9

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A-Lure-ing XXX Babes

Enjoy spending a relaxing day on the water angling for aquatic creatures? Love sexy women who know how to work a rod? These beauties will have you hooked! Looking for a real—and reel—good time? We’re hitting the water with a tasty trio of XXX vixens who like to cast a line in search of fish...