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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6

[…] on these dildo-wielding beauties as they fill their needs with a battery of toys—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous editions of Dildo Darlings! Keegan  Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Eve Ellwood Photo by Victor Lightworship Photo by Victor Lightworship Cassidy & Melody  […] ...
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings II

[…] toys to keep them happy and satisfied. Join us now for a penetrating look at hot HUSTLER Honeys enjoying their playthings. And for even more of HUSTLER’s Dildo Darlings, click here!  Jessica Lockwood Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Shelby Photo by Matti KLatt Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings III

[…] us for a penetrating look into as they break open the toy chest for sexy playtime! And make sure to check out the first two editions of Dildo Darlings here and here! Teal Conrad Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Prodductions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings IV

[…] and get busy with their favorite faux phalluses. Feel free to join in on the fun yourself—and afterwards, make sure to check out our previous installments of Dildo Darlings here, here and here! Valentina Nappi  Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Jenna Rodgers  Photo by Mile High Photography Photo […] ...
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HUSTLER Dildo Darlings

[…] deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving dames. Randy Moore Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Lacey Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Sabina Rouge […] ...
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Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join us now as we celebrate enterprising ladies who take it upon themselves to fill the gap with their favorite faux phalluses. Aspen Rae  Lana Rhoades......
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Dildo Darlings 7

When it comes to self-pleasure, these ladies don’t toy around—or do they? Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys who aren’t afraid to brandish a faux phallus when a flesh-and-blood cock isn’t available. Way to take your satisfaction in your own hands, ladies! Elle, Zoe & Aiden Polly & Becca Liv Wild Natalia Starr......
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Dildo Darlings 8: Classic Edition

Hot chicks pleasuring themselves and each other with sex toys—it’s a look that never goes out of style. With that in mind, we’re reaching into the HUSTLER archives to serve up a pictorial salute to Honeys satisfying their hungry pussies with a variety of faux phalluses. Enjoy!   Ginger & Prilla Nevaeh & Celeste Star Evelyn......
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Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9

No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead, enjoy! They certainly are… Amy Douxxx Nautica Abella Danger Romi Rain & Cherie DeVille Anny Aurora Hannah Harper Cadey Mercury Athena......
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Funny Fuckers: Porn Stars Who Are Also Comedians

[…] sad because performing was always a huge part of my life.”  In the pink: cam girl/comedian Allie Awesome. “I had a revelation while I was wearing a dildo on my forehead, and it dawned on me that I was onto something.” Allie Awesome Working as a cam girl allows Allie to incorporate the techniques […] ...
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Hump-Day Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 7

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You Had Sex WHERE?!

Moving vans, abandoned churches and UFO hot spots—some of our favorite XXX performers share the strangest places they’ve ever gotten busy. Adult performers are no strangers to creativity that knows no bounds, and that includes having sex in some unconventional and sometimes outrageous places. The lengths to which XXX stars will go to keep their...
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Corey Glover: Mr. Sonic Universe

The Living Colour singer talks groupies, his quest to find Elvis’ toilet and his new band, Sonic Universe. The voice of Corey Glover is an unmistakable sonic wonder. As lead singer of Living Colour since 1984, Glover has led that breakthrough band through six brilliant studio albums, endless tours and a handful of MTV music...
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Oral Arguments

How important are blowjobs and cunnilingus to maintaining a healthy relationship? According to a new survey, the answers might surprise you… It has been said that the only certain things in life are death and taxes, but whatever bootlicking chump came up with that tired spiel must have never had a girlfriend. There’s one other...
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Torn Over It

Is ripping your lover’s clothes off a welcome sign of unbridled animal lust, or a rude, costly act of property damage? There are varying degrees of horniness that people display along the sexual spectrum, one of which is akin to jungle lust—the kind of hormonal outburst that makes one beast want to get inside the...
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Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink

These dommes excel at helping their subs bring out their feminine side. There are so many avenues of pleasure in the realm of BDSM and FemDom. While we might immediately think of spankings, being tied up or licking the boots of a powerful dominatrix, there is another lane many may not be aware of: feminization,...
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Big Boob Babylon

Make way for massive mommy milkers! From Candy Barr to Jessica Rabbit, UDDERS Comix creator AJ DinoRokski lists his favorite big-boob babes of all time. Let it be said that all breasts are incredible and worthy of worship. But today we offer our fealty at the altar of jaw-droppingly large bosoms and proffer thanks for...
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Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is watching the big game on the tube. And if his team wins, his ol’ lady might be on his tube....
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MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ALEX GAMSU JENKINS For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters drove him out to the Florida Everglades, put a gun to his head and made him start digging his own grave. Salamone had...
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Is Anyone Out There?

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Happy Birthday!

For a bonus eye candy interlude, we’ve rounded up five former Beavers who’ll be blowing out birthday candles in May. Caramel is a “very bubbly, witty and assertive” stripper from Pulaski, Missouri. “I feel that nudity is a form of art through expression,” she professes. Ariel Ganja—a Nevada-based legal courtesan out of Kansas City, Missouri—says,...
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Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4

Two women kissing, licking and fingering each other—it’s a look that never goes out of style! With that in mind, we’ve combed through the HUSTLER archives to serve up a prime, vintage collection of Honeys pairing up and getting down. Enjoy! Tarney & Candy Nicole & Cytherea Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee Zoe Britton &...
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Long Hair, Men Care?

A new study finds that men are more attracted to women with long, healthy locks than their shorter-cropped counterparts. Join us as we untangle the science of it all. “Baby, let your hair down, let me run my fingers through it,” MAGIC! sang in 2014. And sure, the idea of touching lengthy, soft locks is...
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BBL Bonanza

These babes have definitely got back! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share how they’re bringing up the rear in a big way after getting a Brazilian Butt Lift. All asses are works of art. From small and humble to large and jiggly, tushes are amazing! While some are blessed with ass-tounding...
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Meat Me for Sex?

A new study suggests that eating meat in the morning makes a man more attractive to women, but is there any truth to the theory? There is a joke that’s been making the rounds of late, and it goes something like this: A vegan and a vegetarian jump off a cliff to see who will...