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Felicia Fisher

Beaver Hunt debuted in July 1976, and back then pubic hair dominated the pelvic landscape. That’s why we’re opening our 45th-birthday revue with Felicia Fisher, 27, a “sweet, playful and bratty” phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado. She’s stoked to be here. “HUSTLER is legendary!” the 5-foot-3 hip-hop fan raves. “When...

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Now What?

Exploring the delicate art of avoiding post-hookup awkwardness. Sleeping with someone you just met—say, after dominating trivia night at the local bar—is one of the few pure thrills left on this rotten planet. One minute you’re strangers, the next you’re rolling around like feral animals, and if your brain were doing the thinking instead of...

HUSTLER Superstar: Abella Danger

This storied performer brings 1,000% to each scene and every shoot. She works at one level: peak passion. Here at HUSTLER, we try not to play favorites, but truth be told, Abella ranks in our all-time top ten adult stars. With more than 1,500 titles under her belt (so to speak) and almost 10 million...

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Maddy Smith: Maddy With the Fatty

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Bushy Blondes Vol. 4: Classic Edition

Ah, the good old days—when the pubes grew wild and free, and there was no shortage of fair-haired beauties willing to show ’em off. Today we’re hopping in the time machine and revisiting the golden-tressed Honeys of yore who’ve graced our pages with their glorious crotch-curls. Enjoy! Maggie Candy Cyndi Blue Amber Lynn Me, Jane...

Tarot Temptresses

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Anal Awakenings

Butt’s happening, people! Join us as three XXX beauties tell us about their newfound love of backdoor action. We all remember the times when we unlocked a passion for something we’ve never tried before; now imagine that passion is all about anal sex! Below, HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks with three butt sex-loving beauties about their newfound enjoyment...

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Brunet Bush Brigade: Beaver Hunt Edition

Ready for a fresh dose of tuft love? Join us as. we enjoy a collection of dark-haired girlies showing off their short-and-curlies, straight from the pages of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt! Go ahead; put yourself in a hairy situation!  Little Puck Josie Qu Helena Price Rose Myra Mary Jane Amber Amidala Alexandria Wu Carmen...

The Bigger, the Better?

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Peak Porking Age

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Ink & Pink: Hardcore Edition

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Dating In Debt

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Austen Starr: I Am the Enemy

Fresh, fierce, passionate and powerful—Austen Starr’s debut album is all that and more. Gentlemen, prepare to meet your new aural obsession… Music connoisseurs, take note—a fresh and fierce female rocker is about to drop her debut album on the world. Austen Starr’s I Am the Enemy is the best hard rock release of 2026 so...

Dating Profiles: Let’s Get Real!

Why unrealistically puffing up your image on your dating profile ultimately works to your disadvantage. The era of dating apps has given singles a superpower they never had before—they can look like hot shit at all times. Social media lets the young, dumb and full of cum exist in a world without bad days, one...

The Humping Games

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Confusing Attraction?

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Kiss and Tell

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Fucking Wealthy?

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