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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6

[…] on these dildo-wielding beauties as they fill their needs with a battery of toys—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous editions of Dildo Darlings! Keegan  Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Eve Ellwood Photo by Victor Lightworship Photo by Victor Lightworship Cassidy & Melody  […] ...
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings II

[…] toys to keep them happy and satisfied. Join us now for a penetrating look at hot HUSTLER Honeys enjoying their playthings. And for even more of HUSTLER’s Dildo Darlings, click here!  Jessica Lockwood Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Shelby Photo by Matti KLatt Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings III

[…] us for a penetrating look into as they break open the toy chest for sexy playtime! And make sure to check out the first two editions of Dildo Darlings here and here! Teal Conrad Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Prodductions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo […] ...
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Dildo Darlings IV

[…] and get busy with their favorite faux phalluses. Feel free to join in on the fun yourself—and afterwards, make sure to check out our previous installments of Dildo Darlings here, here and here! Valentina Nappi  Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Jenna Rodgers  Photo by Mile High Photography Photo […] ...
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HUSTLER Dildo Darlings

[…] deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving dames. Randy Moore Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Lacey Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Sabina Rouge […] ...
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Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join us now as we celebrate enterprising ladies who take it upon themselves to fill the gap with their favorite faux phalluses. Aspen Rae  Lana Rhoades......
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Dildo Darlings 7

When it comes to self-pleasure, these ladies don’t toy around—or do they? Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys who aren’t afraid to brandish a faux phallus when a flesh-and-blood cock isn’t available. Way to take your satisfaction in your own hands, ladies! Elle, Zoe & Aiden Polly & Becca Liv Wild Natalia Starr......
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Dildo Darlings 8: Classic Edition

Hot chicks pleasuring themselves and each other with sex toys—it’s a look that never goes out of style. With that in mind, we’re reaching into the HUSTLER archives to serve up a pictorial salute to Honeys satisfying their hungry pussies with a variety of faux phalluses. Enjoy!   Ginger & Prilla Nevaeh & Celeste Star Evelyn......
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Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9

No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead, enjoy! They certainly are… Amy Douxxx Nautica Abella Danger Romi Rain & Cherie DeVille Anny Aurora Hannah Harper Cadey Mercury Athena......
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10

No prick? No problem! When these ladies are in the mood to get off, they don’t need a man to do the job for them—they just bust open the sex-toy chest and take matters into their own hands with an arsenal of faux phalluses, quasi cocks and plastic penis substitutes. Let’s hear it for female......
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Funny Fuckers: Porn Stars Who Are Also Comedians

[…] sad because performing was always a huge part of my life.”  In the pink: cam girl/comedian Allie Awesome. “I had a revelation while I was wearing a dildo on my forehead, and it dawned on me that I was onto something.” Allie Awesome Working as a cam girl allows Allie to incorporate the techniques […] ...
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How Come?

Yes, the orgasm gap is real—which means you might not be getting your partner off the way you thought you were. The good news is, there are ways to bridge the climax chasm and reliably drive your mate to O-Town. When two people get busy in the bedroom, the hope is that everyone gets theirs...
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Sole Sisters Vol. 5

Step right up, foot fanatics; you’re about to be treated to a loin-stirring collection of pretty peds, tantalizing toes and scintillating soles, attached to some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy! Isabella De Laa Nata Gold Alicia Solla Ivi Rein Jasmine Caro Tiffany Watson Blue Angel Celeste Star...
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Prine Time

With his debut album This Far South, singer-songwriter Tommy Prine shares a personal journey of loss, anger and redemption. Tommy Prine’s songwriting is a complicated beast—it has glimpses of rock and country, it’s somber and even playful at times. And the wistfulness of his voice comes from a man who’s become painfully aware, perhaps sooner...
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Kinky Clown Confessions

Clown kink and carnality, exposed! Welcome to the greatest show on earth, where the jokers are wild and the sex is extra sloppy. Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we are committed to exploring clown kink in all its deliciously disturbing glory. Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever seen a babe in full face paint fuck...
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Divorce Courting

Is your marriage heading for Splitsville? Don’t think of it as the end of a once-loving union; consider it the beginning of a sexual revitalization. Getting a divorce is one of the most difficult losses an individual can endure. Bidding farewell to your one and only, the one you couldn’t live without, is no easy...
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Brunet Bush Brigade: Hardcore Edition Vol. 4

Break out your pith helmet and meat machete; we’re going deep into the bush again with some of HUSTLER’s hottest (and hairiest) Honeys as they show off their pubic pelts while getting down and dirty. Enjoy the (s)expedition! Zerella Skies Aubry Babcock Dharma Jones Lulu Chu Kimmy Kimm Laya Rae Hazel Moore...
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Christopher Bickel’s Dark ‘Mission of Light’

The indie-film renegade blazes a trail through violence, drugs, cults and insanity with his latest gritty offering. With his latest gritty, low-budget, countercultural feature, underground filmmaker Christopher Bickel has once again blazed a trail through a landscape of violence, drugs and insanity. In Pater Noster and the Mission of Light, Bickel tells the story of...
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Military Mirth Vol. 2

It’s Veterans Day, when we honor the men and women who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces. With that in mind, we’re serving up a selection of military-themed humor from HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous cartoons. Enjoy!  “This is the Pentagon. May I help you, please?!”...
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This Movie Sucks!

Lights! Camera! Action? The pleasures and perils of getting busy in a movie theater. America is returning to the cinema, albeit slowly. Although streaming services and the lockdowns associated with COVID-19 put the movie theater in peril, there has been a moderate uptick in attendance over the past year, as people are presumably doing anything...
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Busty Beaver Blowout Vol. 2

Breast men, rejoice! We’re bringing you a bounty of billowing bosoms, courtesy of HUSTLER’s world-renowned Beaver Hunt! It’s truly a feast of funbags, a bonanza of bazooms and a jackpot of jugs! Get ready to go tits-up, in the best possible way. Enjoy! Lizzy Domina Sierra Spunk Heather 19_X Maddy Black  Zlata Shine Jennifer Mendez...
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Tooning Out the Election Vol. 2

We’re quite aware that this year’s Presidential election is no laughing matter. It might mean the difference between restoring America to sanity and…well…never having an election again.  Even so, allow us to help take a little bit of the pressure off with a hilarious collection of election-related cartoons. Go ahead, have a chuckle or two;...
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Booty Buffet

We hope you brought your appetite, because ass is on the menu today! Join us as we go deep between the cheeks with two anilingus all-stars. Grab your bib, it’s time to dine on the finest delicacy known to man—the ass! From tonguing this backdoor treasure to making out with this hot hole, it will...
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Sen Dog: Weed, Women and Song

The Cypress Hill co-founder on 420, shockingly graphic fan mail and his hardcore metal band, Powerflo. Hip-hop pioneer Sen Dog is still smoking on every level. The co-founder of Cypress Hill rolled up to HUSTLERMagazine.com to discuss the second album from his hardcore metal band Powerflo, titled Gorilla Warfare. Powerflo is a ferocious four piece...
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Asses High Vol. 8

Butt men, rejoice! We’re bringing up the rear in a big way once again, with HUSTLER Honeys sticking their delectable rumps in the air…and believe us, you’ll really care. Enjoy! Nata Gold  Anna Claire Ashby Winter Peach Helena Avery Jane Jodie Star Kelly Collins...