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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6

[…] on these dildo-wielding beauties as they fill their needs with a battery of toys—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous editions of Dildo Darlings! Keegan  Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Photo by Matti Klatt Eve Ellwood Photo by Victor Lightworship Photo by Victor Lightworship Cassidy & Melody  […] ...

Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings II

[…] toys to keep them happy and satisfied. Join us now for a penetrating look at hot HUSTLER Honeys enjoying their playthings. And for even more of HUSTLER’s Dildo Darlings, click here!  Jessica Lockwood Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Shelby Photo by Matti KLatt Photo […] ...

Dildo Darlings III

[…] us for a penetrating look into as they break open the toy chest for sexy playtime! And make sure to check out the first two editions of Dildo Darlings here and here! Teal Conrad Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Prodductions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo by Holly Randall Productions Photo […] ...

Dildo Darlings IV

[…] and get busy with their favorite faux phalluses. Feel free to join in on the fun yourself—and afterwards, make sure to check out our previous installments of Dildo Darlings here, here and here! Valentina Nappi  Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Photo by Herb King Jenna Rodgers  Photo by Mile High Photography Photo […] ...

Dildo Darlings 12: Beaver Hunt Edition

[…] keep them satisfied for a long, long time. And why not share in that satisfaction? With that in mind, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving darlings. Tiffany Cream Photo by Fiancé Photo by Fiancé Photo by Fiancé Betty Sage Photo by Friend Photo by Friend Barbi Photo by Ron Neumann Photo […] ...

HUSTLER Dildo Darlings

[…] deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving dames. Randy Moore Photo by Tammy Sands Photo by Tammy Sands Lacey Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Sabina Rouge […] ...

Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join us now as we celebrate enterprising ladies who take it upon themselves to fill the gap with their favorite faux phalluses. Aspen Rae  Lana Rhoades......

Dildo Darlings 7

When it comes to self-pleasure, these ladies don’t toy around—or do they? Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys who aren’t afraid to brandish a faux phallus when a flesh-and-blood cock isn’t available. Way to take your satisfaction in your own hands, ladies! Elle, Zoe & Aiden Polly & Becca Liv Wild Natalia Starr......

Dildo Darlings 8: Classic Edition

Hot chicks pleasuring themselves and each other with sex toys—it’s a look that never goes out of style. With that in mind, we’re reaching into the HUSTLER archives to serve up a pictorial salute to Honeys satisfying their hungry pussies with a variety of faux phalluses. Enjoy!   Ginger & Prilla Nevaeh & Celeste Star Evelyn......

Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9

No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead, enjoy! They certainly are… Amy Douxxx Nautica Abella Danger Romi Rain & Cherie DeVille Anny Aurora Hannah Harper Cadey Mercury Athena......

Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10

No prick? No problem! When these ladies are in the mood to get off, they don’t need a man to do the job for them—they just bust open the sex-toy chest and take matters into their own hands with an arsenal of faux phalluses, quasi cocks and plastic penis substitutes. Let’s hear it for female......

Dildo Darlings 11

No penis? No problem! These Honeys have toy chests deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Go ahead; dive in!...

Funny Fuckers: Porn Stars Who Are Also Comedians

[…] sad because performing was always a huge part of my life.”  In the pink: cam girl/comedian Allie Awesome. “I had a revelation while I was wearing a dildo on my forehead, and it dawned on me that I was onto something.” Allie Awesome Working as a cam girl allows Allie to incorporate the techniques […] ...

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