91 Criminal Felonies
Because the “character” of the President of the United States counts!
Dear President Clinton: Character and family values count! (Impeach!)
Dear Vice President Gore: You tried to steal a Presidential election! (Sore-Loserman!)
Dear Secretary of State Clinton: Mishandling classified documents is treasonous! (Lock her up!)
Love, the Republicans
P.S. Just kidding! Suckers!