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HUSTLER Magazine

September 2009

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

JULIE STRAIN: AMAZIN’ AMAZON

B-movie Queen’s Risqué Odyssey

THE O’REILLY SPHINCTER

Blowhard Gets His Comeuppance

THE Q&A: RUSS BAKER

Family of Secrets Author Details the Bush Clan’s Covert Crimes

DANGEROUS NOTIONS: VIETNAM VS. IRAQ

Screen Legend Passionately Decries the USA’s Latest Military Debacle

THE DIRTY POLITICS OF FOOD, PART 3

Consumers Beware: Profit-hungry Firms that Foster Unhealthy Diets are Spitting Out Bogus Assurances

JAY FIFE: MASTER OF FANTASY PINUPS

Artist’s Most Bedazzling Repertoire

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

JODIE STARR in "Open Invitation" SARAH ASHLEY BARKER in "What Happens in Vegas..." BRITTANYS BOD in "Burning Desire" SANDY in "Desert Flower" LORILEE in "A Feel for It" MIA LINA & HEATHER STARLET in "Two Hot" THIS AIN’T STAR TREK XXX Spaced-out Porn Spoof

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Old Spice Swagger

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Is It Socialism? By: Larry Flynt

BAD DEAL FOR THE 99% CLUB

As Life Gets Tougher For Most Americans, the “Change” President Seems Content to Perpetuate the Economic Policies of His Predecessors By: Robert Scheer

IN WHICH OBAMA DO YOU BELIEVE?

George W. Bush has Exited the White House, But His Successor Listening to Dick Cheney? By: Nat Hentoff

NOT SO WONDERFUL WORLD

In An Age of File Sharing, How Valid are Today’s Copyright Laws? By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

 

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Holly Madison

GAME ON

Wrestling Legends, Murderous Zombies and Sexy Assassins

METH-HEAD VS. MACHINE GUN

Old-fashioned Justice in America’s Heartland By: Mancow Muller

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Congresswoman Jane Harman

BITS & PIECES

Hef’s Ex Holly Madison Gets Dicked, HUSTLER University’s Class of 2009 and Win a Centerfold-studded Helmet!

HOT LETTERS

Exhibitionist’s Sloppy Spectacle

CLASSIC CARTOONS

The Poor Man’s Nitrous Oxide

PINUP BY GINA KING

 

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Fitness Aficionada Rebecca Miller

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Bunny Ranch Party Gal Gillian Sloane

HUSTLER HUMOR

Amuse Your Pals; Horrify Your Family

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Terri Nunn of Berlin, Les Claypool of Primus and Mr. Tony Clifton of Showbiz

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Baywatch Babe Nicole Eggert

FAMOUS FLESH

Lady GaGa Exposed

COLLEGE REPORT

Booty Battle

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Student Body Strip Show

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Sasha Grey Deepthroats, Gilligan Gets Laid, Andrew Blake’s Fine Art of Porn

BEAVER HUNT

Brazen Amateurs