September 2008

FEATURES

MOONLITE BUNNYRANCH: BEHIND THE SCENES

Step into Dennis Hof’s Famed Nevada Bordello and Find Out Why Cathouse is One of Cable TV’s Most Popular Series!

WHO REALLY OUGHT TO BE PRESIDENT?

You Think the Real Candidates are Crazy? Take a Look at Our Wacky Celebrity Nominees!

POLITICAL CAGE MATCH

The Emmy-winning Broadcast Superstar Explains How—and Why—the Media has Utterly Failed the American People

THE Q&A: HOW TO RIG AN ELECTION

Convicted Election Saboteur Allen Raymond Reveals the GOP’s Secrets—and Warns What Dirty Tricks to Expect From Them During this Year’s Presidential Campaign

SEXTOY DAVE

A Party-hardy Hollywood Guy Turns His Erotic Fantasies Into a Million-dollar Business

CHUMP JOCKS (AND THE WOMEN WHO DRAIN THEM)

Your Gym Coach Warned You About Sex Before a Game—And He Was Right! See How Sports Stars Get Screwed When Dealing With Vengeful Psycho Wives and Lovers

MATCH THE SNATCH

Celebrity Privates, As In Whose Cooze Is Whose?

ANDROGYNOUS ANN COULTER

What Is This Right-wing Harpy Packing Between Her Legs? How Come Her Hands are so Big? And What’s Up With that Adam’s Apple? Take a Peek Under Her Dress—If You Dare!

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

SHAWNA LENEÉ in "Sunshine Matinee" SIMI in "Passport to Pleasure" HEATHER VANDEVEN in "Natural Beauty" NINA MERCEDEZ in "Built for Riding" LUCKY in "Wanna Get Lucky?" ROXY DeVILLE & KATARINA KAT in "Backstage Passes" NIKKI KANE & ALAN STAFFORD in "Another Hot Blonde Fucking Some Guy With Tattoos"

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

American Schlub

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

It’s Just Sex By: Larry Flynt

THE REAL TAX & SPEND THIEVES

What John Q. Public Should Know About the Fiscal Fantasies of Republicans By: Robert Scheer

FUCK THE FCC!

Big Brother Clamps Down on Freedom of Expression, One Dirty Word at a Time By: Nat Hentoff

TECH KNOW

Robots Rule!

VOTE THEFT FOR IDIOTS

Timely Political Cartoon

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Summer Glau

POLITICAL PARODY

Got Milk?

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Creationist Kook Ben Stein

GAME ON

Get Lost and Join The Club

BITS & PIECES

Legends of Lust, Jenna Jameson Cares, Xbiz Awards’ Big Night

HOT LETTERS

How To Use Your Economic Stimulus!

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Crude and Lewd…Just the Way You Like It

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

South-Of-The-Border Sizzler

ARIOCK PINUP

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

Goofy Guffaws and Toilet Poetry

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Rapper Everlast On the Sad State of Hip-hop, Plus CDs and DVDs You Need

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Academy Award Winners Bared: Marion Cotillard and Tilda Swinton

FAMOUS FLESH

The Nubile Nipples of Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Amy Smart and Brit Fashion Model Jordan

COLLEGE REPORT

Tempest In A T-shirt

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Watch Bridget Matriculate For You

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Barely Legal Goes Blu-ray, Paulina James Loses Her Butt Cherry, and Teradise Beckons

BEAVER HUNT

Hey, Don’t I Know Her?!