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HUSTLER Magazine

September 2007

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BLACK SNAKE BONE

Movie Parody

AMERICA’S TOP BANANA

 

THE MANY FACES OF BEAUTY

Part 3: The Mystique of Older Women

…BEAUTY

Part 4: The Lure of the Exotic

CHRIS HEDGES EXPOSES AMERICAN FASCISM

 

“I KILLED SHARON TATE!”

Charles “Tex” Watson’s Shocking Confessions

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE #7: TARA IVY

 

SNOWJOB

Propagandist Nancy Snow Smears HUSTLER

GOING TO THE XTREME

 

THE KING OF QUEEFS!

 

FETISH FILMMAKER MARIA BEATTY

 

FAMOUS FLESH

Nip-Slippin’ Pixie Geldof

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Salma Hayek & Lana Clarkson

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

SARAH in "The Eyes Have It" LANNY BARBY in "Making a Splash" MELISSA JACOBS in "White Hot" OLIVIA KENT in "Body Shop" LARISSA in "Amateur Ready to Be Worshiped" SUNNY LEONE & ERIKA NICOLE in "Summer of 69" HILLARY SCOTT & JEAN VAL JEAN in "Hotdog History"

STANDARDS

TECH KNOW

Nifty Gadgets

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

A CEO-Not a Rock Star By: Larry Flynt

A WOLFOWITZ IN COYOTE CLOTHING

By: Robert Scheer

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Tony Snow

BITS & PIECES

Biz Bashes, Wacky News, Fellatio Fantasy & More

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Salma Hayek

HOT LETTERS

 

ARIOCK PINUP

 

GAME ON

Play Ball!

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

AURAL PLEASURES

Andy Dick Q&A, Plus Top-Notch Discs

COLLEGE REPORT

Yale’s Asinine Pundits

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Extracurricular Nakedness

BEAVER HUNT

International Coozefest

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews, Grindhouse Classics