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HUSTLER Magazine

September 2006

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

THE ISSUE’S STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

 

FEEDBACK

Reader Correspondence Corps

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Alec Baldwin

BITS & PIECES

FOXE Foxes, Talking Heads, Birthday Bribery, Celeb Cocksucker & More Fun

CELEBRITY FANTASY

What Would Denise Richards Look Like With a Dick in Her Mouth?

HOT LETTERS

Semi Rendezvous

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

AURAL PLEASURES

Fear Factory, Nashville Buzz, Slunt Shopping Spree, Etc.

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Terror at University of North Carolina

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Extracurricular Nudity

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Crew Topped Off by Curvy Charissa

GAME ON

Challenges Galore

TECH KNOW

Cool New Gizmos

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews Plus Gina Lynn B.J., Sex-Z Bash & Car-Bashing "Desperate Housewhore"

GIRL PICTORIALS:

RUBY KNOX in “Earning Her Stripes” LEXIE MARIE & MICK BLUE in “Love to Love You, Baby” CARLIE BANKS & CRYSTAL KLEIN in “Getting a Rimjob” COVERGIRL/CENTERFOLD: SUNNY LEONE in “Reflections of Love” PROMISE & SASCHA in “Ebony & Ivory” CELESTE-2006 BEAVER HUNT FINALIST #1 CALI in “Get Your Licks In”

MONTHLY FEATURES

YELLOW TAIL

Lick-Her Parody

WE LOVE YOUR CARS

Polluter Parody

COMING ATOMIC APOCALYPSE PART 1

Nuke Plants Spell Doom

YUCKlN' IT UP

TV's Raunchiest Clown

SILICONE SISTERS

Flat-to-Stacked Triplets

ROBERT BRYCE

The Texas Crony Connection

FAMOUS FLESH

Beyonce, Hilary Swank & Lindsay Lohan

BETTIEMANIA

Bettie Page B&D Fare

BIGGEST TITS IN THE WORLD

Record-Holder Maxi Mounds; Mistress Rhiannon & Chesty Morgan Too!

DEATH OF DEMOCRACY

Was Election-Fraud Sleuth Rubbed Out?

SUPEDUPMAN RETURNS