September 2005

FEATURES

CHEAP-ASS SCOTCH

HUSTLER Parody

HAZARDOUS COSMETICS

HUSTLER Political Parody

WATCH WHAT YOU BUY BEFORE IT WATCHES YOU

Privacy Advocate Katherine Albrecht on Big Brother’s Latest Snooping Device

SYSTEM OF A DOWN

Hard Rockers With a Sound Outlook

NOAM CHOMSKY

Academia’s Most Outspoken Observer

OHIO’S ODD NUMBERS

Commentator Finds 2004 Polling in One Swing State Amiss

CELEBRITY SKIN

Songbird Sheryl Crow, The Apprentice’s Sassy Katrina Campins

HOW TO GET ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM ANYBODY!

Easy-to-Master Form of Mind Control

CLIVE MCLEAN 1944-2005

Remembering a Revered Lensman

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

SATIN in "CEO: Chief Erotic Officer" JENNIFER in "Danke Schoen" CYTHEREA in "Let Me Entertain You" LAURA LUV in "Luscious Contender" HALEY & JERRY in "Rescue Me" KRYSTAL STEAL & MCKENZIE LEE in "The Barbershop"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The Many Ironies of Terri Schiavo By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Arthur Finkelstein

BITS & PIECES

HUSTLER Hits London, BJ-ing Movie Star, L.A.’s Hot News Babe, Head Cheerleader’s Savior & More

HOT LETTERS

Trollop’s Raunchy Poker Game

AURAL PLEASURES

Slipknot Banter, Trust Company Resurgence, Queens of the Stone Age’s Busy Frontman, Autographed-CD Contest & New Discs

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Extravaganza, Anime Galore, Plus XXX Reviews by Hip-Hopper Jacki-O

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Uncanny Scholastic Show-offs

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Student’s Controversial Porn Flick

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

GAME ON

Evaluating Latest Video Gaming

BEAVER HUNT

A Dozen Zesty Flasheroos