September 2004

FEATURES

EVANN WILLIAMS

A HUSTLER Parody

A MESSAGE TO THE FCC

A HUSTLER Public Service Announcement

HEAVY PETTING

PetGirls.com Turns Cute Girls Into Sexy Beasts

NUKES IN SPACE

Dubya Wants to Turn the Heavens into a Nuclear-Powered War Zone

GEORGE BUSH’S TRIP TO MARS

G.W. Meets Flash Gordon

I’M DAVE CHAPPELLE, BITCH!

The Star of Comedy Central’s Hottest Show Speaks Candidly About Poon, Madmen and the Afterlife

ROSS JEFFRIES

The Speed Seducer: How to Bed Any Babe You Want

POP TARTS

HUSTLER Takes a Look at the Top Emerging Hotties in Rock, Rap and Pop

UDDER MADNESS

HUSTLER Ponders the Wobbly Fate of Natural Breasts

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

RAMONA in "Danger Zone" MIKAYLA AND SARAH in "Lip Service" ANAIS in "Ring Fingered" JESSE JANE in "Under the Hood" BRANDIE in "Fresh Squeezed". 2004 Beaver Hunt Finalist #1 DANI AND ALEX in "Hot Stuff" KATSUMI AND BEN in "Lust in Translation"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The Rape Shield Law: It’s Just Wrong! By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Ahmed Chalabi

BITS & PIECES

Cuomo Goes Homo? Elle Catches Hell!

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

AURAL PLEASURES

Bad Religion Preaches to the Perverted

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Nudity Begins at Home

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld, XXX’s New Power Couple

HOT LETTERS

Strokes From a Pen

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Crashing the Fetish Ball on an All-Girl Campus

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

A is for Au Naturel

GAME ON

The Latest Hot Video Games

THE WALLACE REPORT

Free Speech With Laurie Wallace