September 2002

FEATURES

RUSH-HOUR BETHLEHEM

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

SEX PLAY

Horsing Around: Human Ponies Are Hot to Trot

DIARY OF A SPERM SALESMAN

An Amateur Jerkoff Turns Pro and Peddles His Man Milk to the Highest Bidder, Only to End up With a Stickier Mess Than the One in the Cup.

AGENTS PORNOGRAPHEURS: THE MEN BEHIND THE MUFF

Like Mainstream Movie Actresses, AdultFilm Starlets Employ Agents and Managers to Jump-Start Their Careers. Some Hard-Core Handlers Expect a Lot More Than 10% From Their Clients.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

Nonolchka in "Morning Glory" Clara in "Third-Party Balling" Monica in "Tight Lipped" Cleo in "Give Praise" Megan in "Dot Cum" Angel and Tristan in "The Look of Love" Ambra and Alexia in "Amazon Quiver" Luna and Mars in "Saddle Soar"

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Amusing Ourselves to Death: Genocide-Inspired Theme Parks

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Tom Delay

DEARSLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HOT LETTERS

Written in Pink

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Puff Pieces: Smoking-Fetish Videos Waft Into the Market

HUSTLER Humor

 

BEAVER HUNT

Hopping Down the Cunny Trail