September 2001

FEATURES

SCHTOO-PA-SCHTOOPS

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

RUBBER LOVE

HUSTLER Test-Drives All-Star Cunt Casts

SEX PLAY

Sour Gropes: Furtive Fuckers Cop Cheap Fee

PSYCHO EX-GIRLFRIENDS

Breaking Up Is Always Hard to Do. For an Unlucky Schlub Who's Trapped in the Clutches of a Demented Harpy, Shedding the Bitch Is Downright Hazardous.

ANIMAL ATTRACTIONS

When Heavy-Petting Animal Lovers Say They Want to Fuck Beaver, Eat Pussy, Suck Cocks or Bang Hot Bitches Doggy-Style, They Aren't Speaking Euphemistically. Zoophiles Bark About Their Favorite Creature Comforts.

GIRL PICTORIALS:

FELONY AND CHRISTOPHER in “White-Loin Fever” SUZY in “Earth-First Girls Are Easy” JULIANNE in “Endless Summer Gash” JUDY AND JEENA in “Loft-Locked” CENTERFOLD: LEANNE-MARIE in “Sun-Worshiping Cunt Lips” ELIZABETH AND CARLOS in “Wildcat Ass Adventure” EMANUELLE in “Climb on and Slide in”

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Gag Me With a Poon: Items From the HUSTLER Novelty Store

FEEDBACK

Free Speech--- and Worth Every Penny

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Swapping Stories: A Swinging Interview With The Lifestyle's David Schisgall

HOT LETTERS

These Envelopes Steam Themselves Open

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth HUSTLER HUMOR

BEAVER HUNT

Wank Amateurs