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HUSTLER Magazine

September 1999

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

Milosevic Ethnic Cleansers Wipe Away Scum

FEEDBACK

HUSTLER Readers Say What's Crackin' and What's Broken

DR. SEUSS GOES HOLLYWOOD

 

THE (OTHER) GOLDEN AGE OF PORN

HUSTLER Salutes a Dozen Porn Queens Who Rocked the '80s

REYNA, JOEY AND MITCH

Auto Slop

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

AD PARODY

Billie Skanks' Tie-Bonz

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Venture to Uranus for the Very First Zero-Gravity Cum-Shot

HOT LETTERS

Whorish Tales for Spankin' Monkeys

SEX PLAY

When Dicks Are Too Big: The Problem People Just Won' t Talk About

SCREWED IN XXX

Porn Queens' Tales of Dirty Dealing

GIRL PICTORIALS:

CENTERFOLD: FRANCESCA in “City Slick”
OLGA in “Ocean Sleaze”
VENUS AND JAMIE in “Hole Sacrifice”
JENNA in “Freewheeling”
MISSY in “Bang the Bum Slowly”

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

THE WHORES OF PARIS

Fancy French-Fried Floozies

BEAVER HUNT

Neighborhood-Muff Feast