September 1995

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

As If the World Weren't Fucking MAD Enough Already ...

FEEDBACK

USO or HUSTLER? Our Boys Make the Call

FORREST CHUMP

Stupid Is As Stupid Does Dept.

REAL-LIFE THEME SONGS

Song and Dunce Dept.

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Buck Adams and Rebbeca Wilde Exhume Savannah

HOT LETTERS

Teacher's Pet Gives a Lesson

HUSTLER’S BLIGHTER SIDE OF…

Dick’s-Eye View Dept.

JEW VS. JEW

In Like Skinflint Dept.

SEX PLAY

Shoot Like a Pro: How to Get the Biggest Bang Out of Your Video Cum-Corder

HUSTLER FOLD-IN

Solve the Mystery Behind Homo-Erectus

DIARY OF A CHILD MOLESTER

A Short-Eyed Journal Into Hell

SEAN AND WHITE DOVE

Dances With Pussy

DON’T READ IT AND WEEP

Book Bannings Are on the Rise

GIRL PICTORIALS:

CENTERFOLD: JESSICA in “Baby Bust” JEN TEAL in “Most Likely to Suck Seed” DESIREE in “Blood Relations” DEJA AND PAULINA in “Puddle Jumpers”

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL FANTASY

The Schmoozing Highs and Drunken Lows of an Alternative Music Convention

BEAVER HUNT

Snatch a Look Behind Closed Doors