Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

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Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

HUSTLER Magazine

September 1994

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

Discover a Nude Way to Get High and Why We're Not Gay

STAFF EXPOSURE

Inside a HUSTLER Editor's Desk Drawer

FEEDBACK

Addressing Readers' Deepest Thoughts

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

HUSTLER's 20th Anniversary Party

HUSTLER’S CONTEST CORNER

Why I Should Be Courtney Love's New Dick

BEAVER HUNT SPOTLIGHT

Two Hometown Honeys Get a Page of Their Own

AN ILLUSTRATED DIRECTORY

The Seven Deadly Quims: Women as the Root of All Temptation

HOT LETTERS

A Man Gets on His Knees and Plays

AD PARODY

Smears Department Store

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Poke the Amazingly Lifelike Pussy of Savannah

A FUNNY PHOTOPLAY

HUSTLER's World of Schoolyard Wit

AD PARODY

Semen Breeze

SEX PLAY

Through the Nose: The Allure of Women Who Stink

GIRL PICTORIALS:

CENTERFOLD: DRAGHIXA in “Fur on the Fly” BO in “Thumb Struck” LYNETTE in “Out Soakin’” SHAUNA AND NICHELLE in “Skin Markers” MAY YUM AND VICTOR in "Skin Pop"

AD PARODY

HUSTLER Athletic Wear

PRESCRIPTION HIGH

The Case for Medical Marijuana

CONFESSIONS OF AN X-RATED CRACK ADDICT

Talk of Tush and Technique With Buttman Creator John Stagliano

NEIGHBORHOOD SWAT

Home-Front Warriors Defend the Heartland

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

BEAVER HUNT

First-Timers Spread Like the Pros