HUSTLER Magazine

October 2005

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

KIRSTIE ALLEY: FAT-ASS BITCH

HUSTLER Sex Parody

GENERAL MOTORS

HUSTLER Political Parody

THEY’RE MAKING YOU SICK!

Ray Moynihan Outlines the Marketing Ploys of the Pharmaceutical Industry

GUINEA PIG KIDS

Big Apple Foster-Care System Implicated in Drug-Testing Scandal

JENNA JAMESON

The Ultimate Sex Goddess Speaks Out

FLASHES OF FAME

Mrs. Donald Trump, Supermodel Prototype Janice Dickinson & Thespian Bai Ling Pop for Paparazzi

NO, PARIS, THAT’S HOT!

Ms. Hilton’s Steamy Lesbo Spectacle

HOW TO SMOKE MARIJUANA…LEGALLY

The Law’s Growing Tolerance of Grass

LI’L DUBNER

Cornball Repooblican

HUSTLER FUNNIES

Right Stuff Comedy, Hottie Sandy Brown, Nerdy Neil Hamburger

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

KAIE JORDAN in "These Boots Are Made for Fucking" HELENA in "French Kisses" ZUSANNA in "Natural Wonder" GUINEVEVE & ARIEL in "Which Witch Is Which?" SONIA Beaver Hunt Finalist #2 ANGIE & DEVON SAVAGE in "Stairway to Heaven" ALLIE SIN & TALON in "Jungle Love"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The F Word By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Kenneth Tomlinson

BITS & PIECES

New Babes, Wrestling Grannies, Celebrity Fantasy Cocksucker & More

HOT LETTERS

Pickup Man’s Bewildering Conquest

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

New Hard-Core Fare, Vintage Smut, Seka DVD, Plus XXX Reviews by Funnyman Jim Norton

AURAL PLEASURES

Stat Quo, Nocturnal Rage’s Bootyful Covergal, The Bravery and Obscure-Sum 41 Giveaway Details

GAME ON

Latest Video Gaming

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Marvelous Gadgets

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Peddling Ass to Stay in Class

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Butt-Naked Coeds

BEAVER HUNT

Coast-to-Coast Amateur Revue