October 2004

FEATURES

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF DISNEY

HUSTLER Ad Parody

A LETTER TO THE FCC

Our Editors Blast the Boob Tube

CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGERFIELD

Legendary Comic Rodney Dangerfield Speaks About Marijuana, Molestation and Mormons

CHALMERS JOHNSON: IS DEMOCRACY DOOMED?

According to a Respected World-Affairs Pundit, the Bush Administration’s Imperialist Acts Are Bankrupting the USA and Threatening to Turn Our Republic Into a Military Dictatorship.

A DIFFERENT KIND OF GAG RULE

Did George W. Bush Arrange an Abortion for His Girlfriend? What the Mainstream Media Won’t Ask.

G-MEN AND GAGSTERS: PARTNERS IN CRIME

The FBI’s Lawless Alliance with Murderous Informants

LIL’ KIM’S IN BIG TROUBLE

Exclusive Pix of Rapper’s Snatch

THE FCC’S RADIO WITCH-HUNT

The Censors of the Religious Right Howled About Janet Jackson’s Televised Boob. So Why Is the Government Agency Punishing Radio Hosts?

WHY VOTE FOR BUSH?

There’s Absolutely No Reason

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ASHLEY in "Concrete Blonde" NADIA, SATIVA & SIMONE in "Getting Their Kicks" LEA DeMAE in "Dirty Blonde" CINDY CRAWFORD in "Perfect Genes" CHEXIE in "White Heat". 2004 Beaver Hunt Finalist #2 NAUDIA & NICK in "Hairy Situation" ALEXIS AMORE & TALLON in "Man in the Boat"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

God Told Me To! By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Michael D. Eisner

BITS & PIECES

Misplaced Limb, Olsens Fiasco and Cock-Gobblin’ Celeb Jessica Simpson

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HOT LETTERS

Steamy Erotic Yarns

AURAL PLEASURES

G-Unit’s Lloyd Banks on Wet Pussy and His Unit

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Roundup

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Campus Hottie Causes Furor

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Student Bodies Make the Grade

GAME ON

The Latest Hot Video Games

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets