October 2003

FEATURES

A PRAYER FOR BILL O’REILLY

Prayer Parody

MARK CRISPIN MILLER

Translating Dubya-Speak. The Author of The Bush Dyslexicon Reveals the Disturbing Intent Behind the President’s Goofy Gaffes.

PUBLISHING PERVERSIONS

The Sadistic Glory of Men’s Adventure Magazines. HUSTLER Explores the Golden Age of Blood-and-Guts Periodicals.

HOT-TUBBING WITH MANCOW MULLER

Wildly Popular and Controversial On-Air Personality Mancow Muller Is the King of Hyperkinetic Radio. The Shock Jock’s Longtime Friend Gives an Intimate Portrait of the Man Behind the Microphone.

BEATINGS TO THE BEAT

The Underground World of S&M Music. Fetish Rockers Such as Spanking Machine, Vulgaras and the Lords of Acid Are Putting Their Kinks on Center Stage. HUSTLER Pulls Back the Curtain on the Fetish-Music Scene and Presents the Cream of the (Riding) Crop.

WILD HORSES

Bond-Con’s Vegas Pony-Girl Extravaganza

THE ILLUSTRATED PATRIOT ACT

Cartoon Commentary

WAR UNCENSORED

Photos From Iraq That No One Else Will Print

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CASSIDY AND MELODY in "Office Break" BELLA in "Melting the Ice" VICKY HARDING in "Slippery When Wet" ALYSSA LOVELACE in "Liquor Is Quicker" TORI in "Second to None". 2003 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Finalist #2 TEANNA KAI AND SARGE in "Taming of the Screw" MANDY BRIGHT AND FRANK GUN in "Easy Rider"

STANDARDS

ILLEGALLY BLONDE 2

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The Other War By: Larry Flynt

ASSSHOLE OF THE MONTH

William Bennett

AN ARMY OF MANY CORPORATIONS

Another HUSTLER Ad Parody

BITS & PIECES

Pulling Your (Game) Piece: Ghettopoly Brings Urban Blight to Your Den

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

We Stalk So You Don’t Have To

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

B.J.s and DJs: HUSTLER Does the Winter Music Conference

FRESH FROM THE NET

The World Wide Web’s Best Amateur Porn

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Bone Up on Their Anatomy

HOT LETTERS

Lick Mother, Lick Daughter