November 2009

FEATURES

THE Q&A: PAUL CRAIG ROBERTS

Save the Dollar, Not the Banks!

BODACIOUS BOOTY BABES

Illustrator Phil Henderson’s Outlandish Repertory

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF KAYDEN KROSS

Tagging Along With Porn’s Loveliest Equestrian and Poet..

DAN COLLINS: FUNNY FOR THE FUCK OF IT

A Venerable HUSTLER Cartoonist is Still Indulging His Twisted Mind

HUSTLER’S GUIDE TO STDS

Nasty Facts and Nastier Pics

ASHLEY MADISON: CHEATING FOR FUN...AND PROFIT

Who’s Really Getting Screwed Thanks to the Online Dating Service?

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

BROOKE LEE ADAMS in "First Looks" MIA PRESLEY in "Transition Lane" ISIS TAYLOR in "I’m a Porn Star!" MIKO in "Hose Monster" BONNIE in "Museum Piece" MICHELLE & BRIDGET in "Czech Mates"

THIS AIN’T HELL’S KITCHEN XXX

Savory Contestants Compete For Hottest Dish

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Ghost of Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Ass

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

What’s Obama Doing? By: Larry Flynt

WHO’S WATCHING THE STORE?

A New President is in Office, Dispensing Washington Aspirins for Wall Street’s Brain Cancer Rather Than Orchestrating Sound Oversight By: Robert Scheer

LETHAL CHICKENS COMING HOME TO ROOST

Many Americans Knew About Official Torture in Our Name. Why Were We Silent? By: Nat Hentoff

THE THIEVES AT THE DOOR

Are You Sick? Or Just Sick Getting Screwed? By: Alex Bennett

MY BROTHER MARK

Fraternal Love in Every Form-Including Pretending to be Asleep While Your Bro’ Boffs a Chorus Girl! By: Mancow Muller

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Olivia Wilde

THE MEANING OF NEDA

Iranians Publicly Expressed Outrage Over a Rigged Election, But Americans Remained Silent as Neocon Despots Stole Two Elections Here By: Mamie Van Doren

TECH KNOW

 

GAME ON

Killer Games: Saw, Wolverine & Infamous

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Beauty Queen Carrie Prejean

BITS & PIECES

Steam Punk, Olivia Wilde Gets Dicked and XRCO Awards

HOT LETTERS

Working Stiff

CLASSIC CARTOONS

You Get Old, But These Never Do

PINUP BY SANDRA CHANG

 

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Double Pumped

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Southern Siren Haven Leigh

HUSTLER HUMOR

Jokes to Choke On Your Lunch Over

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Mona Hunt Blossoms

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Halloween Rocks! Anthrax, Lordi and Papa Roach

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Jessica Biel’s Hot Body of Work

FAMOUS FLESH

Kate Moss Topless

COLLEGE REPORT

USC’s Basketball Debacle

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Porn-star Coed Roxy Reynolds

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Sitcum Blowout: Raunchy Spoofs of Star Trek, The Office and The Cosbys, Plus a Candid Chat With XXX Director Will Ryder

BEAVER HUNT

Bevy of Foxy Amateurs