HUSTLER Magazine

November 2008

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

WINTER SOLDIER

The Story They Tried to Stop Us From Telling! Hear the Uncensored Words of America’s Real Patriots—Fighting Men Brave Enough to Speak Out On Iraq

HORROR BABES

Behold the Internet’s Most Ghoulish Erotic Haven

“THE D.C. MADAM WAS MURDERED!”

So Claims New Orleans Madam Jeanette Maier as She Recounts the Suspicious “Suicides” of Deborah Jeane Palfrey and Call Girls With Powerful Political Customers

THE Q&A: CINDY SHEEHAN’S PLEDGE

The Activist Mother of A Slain Soldier Lays Out Her Campaign to Unseat House Speaker Nancy Pelosi—And Vows to Impeach Bush and Cheney

CAGED FURY UNLEASHED

Fatal Femmes Fighting, Where Toughness and Sex Appeal Tangle in the World of Mixed Martial Arts

CONFESSIONS OF A SCREAM QUEEN

Chainsaws, Vampire Fangs, Alien Mutants and Sexy Shower Scenes: How To Make A Living By Dying On Screen

MICHAEL MADSEN

HUSTLER Gives the Third Degree to the Tough-Guy Actor From Reservoir Dogs, Sin City and Donnie Brasco.

MICK MARS

Exclusive—And Reclusive! Mötley Crüe’s Lead Guitarist Finally Speaks!

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

JELENA JENSEN in "Ready for Her Close-Up" NIKKI JAYNE in "She Kicks Ass" HOLLY MORGAN in "Hot as a Pistol" SAMANTHA in "Bewitched and Bewildered" BROOKE BANNER & SOCHEE MALA in "Knockouts" VERONICA DA SOUZA & GINA in "Master & Servant"

THIS AIN’T THE MUNSTERS XXX

 

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

CumSlick

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The Election: What’s at Stake? By: Larry Flynt

THE REAL FILTHMONGERS: WAR PROFITEERS

The Greedy Defense Industry Has Become Even More of a Menace to Americans Than It Was During the Height of The Cold War By: Robert Scheer

GOOD SOLDIER CONDI RICE

The Secretary of State Is As Culpable As Everyone Else in The Administration When It Comes to the Torturing of Suspected Terrorists By: Nat Hentoff

LIFE IMITATES ART…ESPECIALLY IN THE BEDROOM

Porn’s Influence On Our Sex Lives By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

Win a GPS Snitch!

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Morticia Addams

VOTE THEFT FOR IDIOTS

Political Cartoon

POLITICAL PARODY

Uncle Sam Wants You to Get Mad Cow Disease!

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Charles Calderon

GAME ON

Howlin’ New Games

HUSTLER VIDEO CHALLENGE

 

BITS & PIECES

Morticia Addams Gets Dicked, HUSTLER Anniversary Bash and Bucky’s Halloween Tips

HOT LETTERS

Cross-dressing Benefits

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Raiding the HUSTLER Crypt

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

German Goth Delight Bambi

ARIOCK PINUP

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

Hilarious Interlude

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Exclusive Interview With Ministry’s Al Jourgensen, Plus Encyclopedia of Dead Rock Stars Giveaway

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Halloween Hooters: Linda Blair and Friday the 13th Damsels in Distress

FAMOUS FLESH

Heather Mills (McCartney’s ex), Jessica Alba and Zoe Kravitz

COLLEGE REPORT

Yale’s Nefarious Secret Societies

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Rose Ryder’s Anatomy Lesson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Fuckin’ Scary: Rob Rotten’s Texas Vibrator Massacre and Munsters on the Graveyard Shift

BEAVER HUNT

Bewitching Amateurs