November 2005

FEATURES

PARIS HILTON’S HOUSE OF CUM

HUSTLER Movie Parody

COME VISIT ALASKA

HUSTLER Political Parody

DEBT SLAVERY

Consumer Advocate David Swansom on New Draconian Bankruptcy Legislation

BREAST IN SHOW

Sophie Marceau & Anna Nicole Smith Pop-Shots

KPFK: HATE RADIO?

HUSTLER’s Battle With Femi-Nazis

PINUP MAESTRO DAN DECARLO

Archie Cartoonist’s Risqué Creations

UFOS: WHAT THE GOVERNMENT REALLY KNOWS

Can Otherworldly Technology Save Earth?

FANGS FOR THE MAMMARIES

Horror Cinema’s Sexiest Vamps

DEEP INSIDE ELVIRA

Intimate Revelations From Boob Tube’s Mistress of the Dark

DROP DEAD

10 Do-It-Yourself Ways to Meet the Grim Reaper

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

LINDSEY LOGAN in "Juicy Jailbabe?" SUMMER & PARIS DOLL in "Crotch-Slurping Interlude" MONICA SWEET in "Some Like It Hot" BOO in "Boo Who?!" BEAVER HUNT FINALIST #3 in "Kandi Is Dandy" AUTUMN BLISS & TALON in "Van’s A-Rockin’" EVA ANGELINA & TOMMY GUNN in "Action Figures"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Some Dare Call It Treason By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Senator Norm Coleman

BITS & PIECES

Monsters, Holmes/Lovelace Postmortem, Vampire Slayer’s Fantasy BJ & More

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Showcase, Hard-Core Ghoul, Plus XXX Reviews by Rockin’ Scream Queen

AURAL PLEASURES

Rob Zombie, London After Midnight, Halloween Discs & Video Game Giveaway

GAME ON

Scariest Titles Now and Then

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Marvelous Gadgets

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Commencement Ceremony Protest at CSU, Northridge

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Naked Coeds Nine & Savannah

BEAVER HUNT

A Dozen Amateurs Flashing Cooze