November 2003

FEATURES

CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS

Left Right and Center. Once the Progressives’ Bad Boy and Master Debater, the Author of A Long Short War: The Postponed Liberation of Iraq Discusses How He Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bush Wars.

LARRY FLYNT ON PUSSY

As Told to Giddle Patridge

LIKE A SEX MACHINE

Robotic-erotic Contraptions Put the “Erect” in Erector Set

MANNEQUIN MONA LISAS

Lensman Lanning Gold’s Beautiful Creations Can’t Speak, Can’t Spend Your Money, and Their Asses Will Never Sag. Has He Discovered the Perfect Woman?

CROSSING THE LINE

While Other Celebrities Run for Cover, Funnyman David Cross Trashes Politicos With No Apologies

THE NAKED AND THE RED

Las Vegas Dancers Are Talkin’ Union

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REALLY BEAUTIFUL

Scratch a Starlet, Find a Troll

HUSTLER’S VIDEO GAME PREVIEW

We Have the Lowdown on Some of the Coolest Games Set to Grace Your Consoles and PCs in the Near Future

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

STACY SILVER AND JESSICA MAY in "Girlie-Groans Island" JAMIE in "S&Mmmmm…" MIA in "Snatch a Peek" FELIX VICIOUS in "Fingered Felon" KAITLYN LOVE in "Third (One to) Watch". 2003 Beaver Hunt Finalist #3 GINA LYNN in "Down and Dirty" GISSELLE AND MARK ANTHONY in "Swollen Members Only"

STANDARDS

THE MATRIXXX REBOOTED

A HUSTLER Parody

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Kiss Our Democracy Goodbye? By: Larry Flynt

ASSSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Michael Savage

HUSTLER PARODY

How to Get Rich by Screwing Your Fellow Americans by Kenneth Lay

BITS & PIECES

Serving Up Stiff Ones: The Topless Academy’s Guide to Bartending

AURAL PLEASURES

In the Debut of Our New Music Section, Zakk Wylde Takes a Blessed Hellride. Plus, Public Nudity, Lee Hazlewood’s Literary Insanity and More!

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Local Girls Make Wood

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Sex and Violins: The Porn Orchestra Strokes Up the Band

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Undergrads Get Underdressed

HOT LETTERS

Emptying the Male Bag