HUSTLER Magazine

May 2011

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

A DAY IN THE LIFE: MICHELLE MAYLENE

This Performer’s History Will Keep You Pinned To Your Seat!

THE WALL STREET BANKSTERS

Has Obama Simply Put More “Change” Into Banking Entities’ Pockets?

DIANA DORS: BRITAIN’S BLOND BOMBSHELL

An Overdue Look at the Unique Films and Tumultuous Life of a Vastly Underrated Screen Siren

THE ART OF FUTURE SEX

Intensely Erotic Female Robots as Envisioned by a Japanese Virtuoso Make Sorayama Masterworks a Must-Have

DRIVERS BEWARE!

“Stick ’em All With a Ticket” is the Unofficial Slogan of Cops Citing Motorists in Cash-Strapped Jurisdictions

GOOGLE: THE ULTIMATE COCKBLOCKER

The Invasive Search Engine Can Snuff Out a Romance Even Before the Flame’s Lit

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

BRITTANY in "Woman of Mystery" TEAGAN PRESLEY in "Constant Contact" JASMINE FOXX in "Comfortable in Her Skin" LORENNA FOXX in "Beaver Hunt Discovery" CYNDI in "Something Sweet" BROOKLYN LEE & TOMMY GUNN in "Breakdown"

NOT MARRIED WITH CHILDREN XXX #2

Kagney Linn Karter, Faye Reagan and friends add XXX Improvements to the Bundy Household!

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Rosetta Bone

TECH KNOW

 

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

President Obama: You Are Toast By: Larry Flynt

GAME ON

The Wildest Games On Earth!

FOSTERING BILL CLINTON’S FOLLY

Even the President Who Paved the Way for Financial Crisis is Now an Obama Sidekick By: Robert Scheer

STILL PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN?

How Ironic and Deplorable: Air Travelers are Being Humiliated by Security Personnel to Keep Us Safe By: Nat Hentoff

FEAR OF FLYING 2011

How I Got Fingered by the TSA! By: Alex Bennett

MAMIE VAN DOREN

A Slice of Life

POLITICAL PARODY

Brawny Paper Towels

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Monica Crowley

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Senator Joe Lieberman

BITS & PIECES

Monica Crowley Sucks, Urban Girls Got Booty, Oskar Dummies Up, and Mamie Displays One Great Pair of…Lungs!

HOT LETTERS

Bawdy Babe Prefers Lust On the Rocks

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Laughs From the Past That Still Pack a Blast

HUSTLER HUMOR

Tickles ’n’ Pokes From the Joke Folks

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Seasoned Jenny Wants a Backdoor Man

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Gouged-Out Eyeballs With Level 42 and Cockroach Sandwiches With Papa Roach

FAMOUS FLESH

Paris’s Unsavory Pear-Ass

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Cinema’s Sexiest Sci-Fi Sirens

PINUP

 

THE GIRLS OF FACEBOOK

Networking Buff Nesha

COLLEGE REPORT

Will Dreams Be Dashed?

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Danielle Sabrina Will Make You Study…Hard!

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Big Tit Perverts, the Russo Twins and Plenty More Bad Girls

BEAVER HUNT

A Smorgasbord of Fresh Flesh