HUSTLER Magazine

May 2010

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BASEBALL PREVIEW

Our Picks for MLB Teams and Players to Watch This Season

TAKE IT OFF!

The Graphic Art of Burlesque

POKING FUN AT CARRIE PREJEAN

 

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF KATSUNI

Meet the Eurasian XXX Superstar Who Defines Classy and Nasty

THE BATAAN WEDDING MARCH

As the Groom Walks Down the Aisle, Is He Doomed?

DRUG WAR FIASCO

A Racist Criminal Justice System Is Destroying Lives and Wasting Billions of Dollars

WHAT OBAMA IS UP AGAINST

Our President is Being Held Hostage by Spooks and Generals

THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE

Dick Too Small? Too Thin? Dr. James Elist Has the Fix For You

GIRLS

PICTORIALS

AUDREY BITONI in "Naughty & Nice" LUPE FUENTES in "12 Questions for a Porn Star" ALISON STAR in "Wild Thing" SARA LIZ in "That New Girl Smell" BLUE in "Chicken of the Sea" TAYLOR TILDEN & ARIES KNIGHTLY in "Three the Hard Way"

NOT THREE’S COMPANY XXX

Chrissy and Janet Finally Make Jack Prove He’s a Man’s Man

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Tiger Woods For Nookie

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Who Is Really Running America? By: Larry Flynt

GAME ON

Adventures, DJs and Hot Asian Chicks!

OBAMA WAS SNOOKERED BY WALL STREET PATSIES

Where Was the Blue-Collar Community Organizer When Timothy Geithner Told Him to Trust the Banks? By: Robert Scheer

MANUFACTURING “POLITICALLY CORRECT” PROFESSORS

The Fear of Offending Certain Groups has Given the Thought Police License to Subvert Higher Education By: Nat Hentoff

BREAKING NEWS: THERE IS NO NEWS

Why Is It That Every Time I Turn On CNN, FOX News or MSNBC, They’re Always Claiming To Be On To Something Big? By: Alex Bennett

MAMIE VAN DOREN

Singing a New Song

POLITICAL PARODY

Glenn Beck: I’m Not Batshit Crazy

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Dick Armey

BITS & PIECES

Stripper Expo, Tera Patrick Becomes an Author and ESPN’s Erin Andrews Gets Dicked

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Erin Andrews

HOT LETTERS

Distance Runner’s Sexy Boost

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Filthy and Forever Young

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Maiden Voyage

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Sienna Brookes

HUSTLER HUMOR

When Punch Lines Kill

PINUP BY NICK GEORGIOU

 

GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Catholic Girl Miss Cate

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Six-String Superhero Steve Vai on Flynt, Zappa and a Swarm of Bees

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Anna Faris: Box-office Bunny

FAMOUS FLESH

Amy Winehouse’s Brand-New Boobs

COLLEGE REPORT

Tennessee Football Fans’ Fury

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Bawdy Bookworm Ruby

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Hollywood Nails Palin, WKRP and 90210 Get a Filth-Over, and Adrianna Goes Gape-Shit

BEAVER HUNT

Appetizing Amateurs to Feast Your Eyes On