May 2009

FEATURES

PLAY BALL ’09

Upcoming MLB Season’s Top 10 Teams Headed in the Right Direction and the Top 10 Intriguing Players

CIGARETTE BASEBALL CARDS

The Rarest and Priciest From the Era of Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb

DIAMOND DOLLS & BASEBALL ANNIES

Learn the Sexy Secrets of the Dugout Groupies

SAMMY HAGAR & MICHAEL ANTHONY

Get the Party Started!

THE SARAH PALIN CHRONICLES

 

WHO KILLED MICHAEL CONNELL?

On the Verge of Telling the Truth, the Computer Guru Who Allegedly Stole the 2004 Election for George W. Bush Dies in a Plane Crash.

EVEL DICK

Big Brother 8 Winner Gets Really Real

BODY PAINTING

Wild Animals, Colorful Illusions and Eye-Popping “Clothing” on Luscious Bare Skin!

SALVIA: THE NEW LEGAL HIGH

What is the Mystery Weed that the Government Wants to Ban?

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

BRITNEY AMBER in "Under Her Hood" ARIEL in "Cherry Bomb" VERONICA in "Window Dressing" KENDRA BANX in "Motocross Mistress" NICOLE SCOTT in "Late Bloomer" PRINZZESS & ALYSSA REECE in "Porn Pals" RENAE CRUZ & CHARLES DERA in "She’s a Maneater"

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

American Schlub: Gay Dad

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

My Problem With Obama By: Larry Flynt

THE BORN IDENTITY

A Government Official Blew the Whistle on Wall Street 17 Times-And No One Listened By: Robert Scheer

DUBYA’S LAST PRATFALL

Finally, a Conservative Jurist Stands Up to Bush’s Illegal Acts By: Nat Hentoff

THE GREAT CORPORATE RIP-OFF

Why Do You Think CEOS are Called Capitalist Pigs? By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

 

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Kristen Stewart

GAME ON

Spider-Man, Bull Riding & Lara Croft in the Buff

POLITICAL PARODY

GM: Buy This Car...or Else!

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Senator Bob Corker (R-TN)

BITS & PIECES

Furverts, Deep Throat Director R.I.P. & Porn Chicks With (Bowling) Balls

HOT LETTERS

First Taste of Online Dating

CLASSIC CARTOONS

No Fungus on These Funnies!

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Adventurous Sex Kitten Charlotte Sterling

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

“I Fucked Brooke Taylor!”

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Jade: 49, Filipina and Fine

HUSTLER HUMOR

Funny or Just Filthy? You Decide.

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Interview Scoops: The Who’s Roger Daltrey, Blind Melon & William Katt

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Scarlett Johansson & Nancy Allen

FAMOUS FLESH

Hilary Duff’s Nipple Puffs

COLLEGE REPORT

Firepower on Campus

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Nude Scholar

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Jerk Off Material, Barely Legal Black Chicks and Smut-Loving Lawyers

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Eye Candy