May 2007

FEATURES

AMERICUM EXPRESS CARD

 

THE REAL AMBIEN STORY?

Ad Parody

2006’S ELECTORAL GLITCHES AND GOP PLANS TO STEAL ’08

 

GIRLS OF MYSPACE: GENSIS GAETANA

 

BUSH’S HIGH CRIMES

 

UP CLOSE WITH KENDRA JADE

The Springer & Federline Femme Fatale

MISSING MOUND

Britney Spears Crotch-Shots Controversy

T-PAIN’S STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE

Rapper’s Personal Do’s & Don’ts

TERA TERA TERA!

Superstar Flashback

AMERICA’S TOP TERRORISTS: THE BARBI TWINS!

Dogged Animal Activists Under Scrutiny

JEFF COHEN: DIRT ON CABLE NEWS

 

DEFIANT MONTAGE ARTIST

Micah Ian Wright’s Sampled War Posters

FAMOUS FLESH

Paris, Nicollette Sheridan

MOVIE MAMMARIES

“Skin Flicks” of Melanie Griffith and Julianne Moore

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CASEY PARKER in "Going With the Flow" MELODY in "A Wild Ride" ASHLYN PAGE in "Adult Education" MICKI in "Kickin’ It" MYSTERY in "Pole Position" MAYA HILLS & TALON in "Love on the Rocks" DEVON LEE & MONI MICHAELS in "The History of Ice Cream"

STANDARDS

TECH KNOW

Ingenious Gadgets

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

To the 110th Congress: Impeach the bastard! By: Larry Flynt

THE DRUG WAR IS A SNOW JOB

By: Robert Scheer

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Kenneth Adelman

BITS & PIECES

Larry’s 64th, Fantasy Fellatrix, Wacky News, Unholy Coozifix & More

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Madonna

HOT LETTERS

 

LORENZO PINUP

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

AURAL PLEASURES

Cradle’s Dani Filth in La-La Land, Beavis and Butt-head in Four Discs

GAME ON

Heroes, Lula ’n’ Goombas

COLLEGE REPORT

J.C. ’Toons Controversy

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Bawdy Bookworm

BEAVER HUNT

Coast-to-Coast Newbies

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews, Plus Tera Patrick’s Rookie Fare