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HUSTLER Magazine

May 2004

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

THE GIRL’S BACK DOOR

A HUSTLER Parody

KODAK

Another HUSTLER Parody

TINY GODS OF THUNDER

Meet Mini-Kiss, the World’s Smallest Tribute Band

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

Hard Rock’s Saviors Talk Candidly to HUSTLER

FISCHERSPOONER

Casey Spooner Dishes About Pervy Cab Drivers and the Time He Felt Kylie Minogue’s Ass

NOFX AND THE POLITCAL-PUNK MOVEMENT

Can Punk Rock Beat Bush in 2004?

COOP

A Portrait of the Artist as a Well-adjusted Man

PORTIA SURREAL

Spinning Discs and Flashing Tits Besides Her Breasts, There’s Not Much Else That Topless Disc Jockey Portia Surreal Is Willing to Bare

OBIE TRICE

Real Name, No Gimmicks HUSTLER Raps With Obie Trice About His Big Cock, Groupies and What He Looks for in a Woman

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

BREANNE in "Dangerous Curves" 30 DAYS OF GENI-TOURING in "Traveling With the Most Perverted Band in America" SUZETTE SPENCER in "Burning Up the Airwaves" ALEXIS in "Silver Piece" DANI in "Let’s Dick ‘Er" KATE AND TRENT in "Digging In" NAUTICA, CHARMANE AND MATT in "Asian Penetration"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Regarding Rush Limbaugh By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Bill Moore

BITS & PIECES

Houston Sings, Snoop Dogg Gets Small, and Ann Coulter Meets a Bitter End

HOT LETTERS

Seen Between the Lines

AURAL PLEASURES

Puddle of Mudd Gets Dirty

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Tails From the ‘Hood

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Gets the Reality-TV Treatment

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Jerking For a Living: Memoir of a Collegiate Sperm Donor

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Fleshing Out the Curriculum

GAME ON

HUSTLER Plugs You Into the Latest Hot Video Games