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HUSTLER Magazine

May 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

NAIRDEVIL

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

SEX PLAY

Ene-Mania: Colonic Freaks Stuck It Up Their Asses

TOM LEYKIS

Radio’s Guru of Gash. The Syndicated Professor of Trim Spreads His Wisdom to the Masses.

SCANNING CELEBRITY LUGGAGE

Cartoons and Illustrations by George Trosley

G. GORDON LIDDY

Patriot or Scoundrel? The Orchestrator of the Watergate Break-ins Tells It Like It Was, at Least as He Sees It.

SITTING PRETTY

A Bondage Artist’s Designs Turn Hot Babes Into Haute Decor

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

MARY AND STORMEY in "Cheaters Win" IVEY in "Easy, Breezy, Sleazy" MIA in "Height of Perversity" JANICE in "Purring Like a Kitten" JESSICA in "Sun-Kissed" CHERRY AND JUSTIN in "Eye-Balling" RACHEL AND ROB in "Flame On, Get Off"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

HUSTLER: A New Direction By: Larry Flynt

ASSSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Trent Lott

BITS & PIECES

What Would You Shove in a Honey’s Butt?

FRESH FROM THE NET

The World Wide Web’s Best Amateur Porn

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Nelson X’s Superb Smut Screenplays

HOT LETTERS

Carnal Communiques

BEAVER HUNT

Local Nudes Report

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Naked Student Bodies Help You Bone Up