HUSTLER Magazine
May 2001
FEATURES
SEX PLAY
HUSTLER Ad Parody
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MERLE HAGGARD
Country Music's Greatest Living Outlaw Warned Anti-government Hippies in the 1970s That They Trod on the "Fightin' Side of Me." Guess Who's Stepped Onto His Bad Side Now.
MEN WITHOUT BALLS
For Modern-Day Eunuchs, the Path to Sexual Liberation Cuts Through the Nut Sac and Slices off the Family Jewels. Castration Fanatics Explain Their Stomach-Churning Kink.
GIRL PICTORIALS:
DIAMOND, JUDY AND TOM in “The Gargling Gourmets”
ELIZABETH LEARNS HOW TO ACT
NITA’S FINGER FRENZY
POLLY AND BECCA in “Hard Glamour”
CENTERFOLD: JOANNE in “Drill a Gusher”
MARCIE AND BUSTER in “Mr. Goodmuch”
VICTORIA’S MAGIC FINGERS 2001 Beaver Hunt Finalist #2
EVIE in “Taint Misbehavin’”
STANDARDS
BITS & PIECES
The Swiss Army Wife: HUSTLER Builds the Perfect Woman
FEEDBACK
Correspondence Coarse
HOT LETTERS
Epistles to Drippy
EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Separating the Tight From the Shite
DEAR SLUT
XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth
HUSTLER HUMOR
BEAVER HUNT
Shoot to Spill