May 2001

FEATURES

SEX PLAY

HUSTLER Ad Parody

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MERLE HAGGARD

Country Music's Greatest Living Outlaw Warned Anti-government Hippies in the 1970s That They Trod on the "Fightin' Side of Me." Guess Who's Stepped Onto His Bad Side Now.

MEN WITHOUT BALLS

For Modern-Day Eunuchs, the Path to Sexual Liberation Cuts Through the Nut Sac and Slices off the Family Jewels. Castration Fanatics Explain Their Stomach-Churning Kink.

GIRL PICTORIALS:

DIAMOND, JUDY AND TOM in “The Gargling Gourmets”
ELIZABETH LEARNS HOW TO ACT
NITA’S FINGER FRENZY
POLLY AND BECCA in “Hard Glamour”
CENTERFOLD: JOANNE in “Drill a Gusher”
MARCIE AND BUSTER in “Mr. Goodmuch”
VICTORIA’S MAGIC FINGERS 2001 Beaver Hunt Finalist #2
EVIE in “Taint Misbehavin’”

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

The Swiss Army Wife: HUSTLER Builds the Perfect Woman

FEEDBACK

Correspondence Coarse

HOT LETTERS

Epistles to Drippy

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Separating the Tight From the Shite

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER HUMOR

BEAVER HUNT

Shoot to Spill