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HUSTLER Magazine

May 1996

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

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BITS & PIECES

Two-Million-Dollar Muffs Take Two! And Ann Landers Ungagged

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HOT LETTERS

More Cushion for Your Pushin'

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SEX PLAY

Guilt-Free Infidelity: Married Men and Prostitutes

GIRL PICTORIALS:

MADISON in “Two for the Load” 1996 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Finalist #2 TERESA MAY in “Auto Erotic” ELIZABETH in “Booty Calls” CENTERFOLD: TABATHA in “Coming Up” KRIS AND KELLY in “Sisters Unite”

HOW I TALK TO WOMEN

The Professional Approach

DOLPH AND CLARISSA

Rocky Hard

THE SAMURAI SYNDICATE

A Day in the Life of a Tokyo Gangster HUSTLER HUMOR

KISSES OF DEATH

Why Are America's Porn Stars Killing Themselves?

BEAVER HUNT

It's Open Season!