HUSTLER Magazine

March 2011

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BLUE-SCREEN ROMANCES

Our Special Valentine’s Look At Porn Couples Whose Off-Screen Relationships Don’t Always Embody True Love

ASPARTAME: DEATH BY DIET POP

Are Artificial Sweeteners Liquidating Gulf War Veterans and Civilians Worldwide?!

WHO THE FUCK IS TONY CLIFTON?!

Spewing Lowbrow Jokes ’n’ Toxic Tunes, This Mysterious Lounge Lizard is the Rave

CUTTING EDGE: VAGINAL REJUVENATION

A Slice of Life Segment Graphically Detailing How a Trailblazing Cosmetic Surgeon is Clamping Down on Loose Lips

PULP MAYHEM: A LOOK AT THE PROVOCATIVE ART OF H.J. WARD

Damsel-In-Distress Magazine Covers From the ’30s and ’40s That Kept Readers Coming Back For More

MECHELE HUGHES LINEHAN: DEADLY ANGEL?

Bizarre Backstory of an Alaska Stripper Handed a 99-Year Sentence For Murder

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

APRIL O’NEIL in "Geek Goddess" SAMANTHA SAINT in "Heavenly Body" CLAIRE SANDERS in "Built to Last" RHIAN ALISE in "Model Behavior" JESSICA in "Shades of Pink" BREE DANIELS & BLAKE in "Lez Be Friends"

THIS AIN’T DANCING WITH THE STARS XXX

Tangolicious Twinkle Toes Scarlett Fay, Dylan Ryder, Kiara Diane, Cody Love and Sindee Jennings are Singin’ and Dancin’ in the Sheets!

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Sucretariat

TECH KNOW

Win a Killer 2100 Gaming Card!

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Kiss Your Privacy Goodbye By: Larry Flynt

GAME ON

Fallout: New Vegas, Tron: Evolution, Pac-Man Party & Sniper: Ghost Warrior

REVERSAL OF FORTUNES

Outraged Americans Send a Message to Barak Obama and the Democratic Party on Election Day 2010 By: Robert Scheer

HAS THE U.S. SUPREME COURT REAR-ENDED THE FIRST AMENDMENT?

The Ouster of Suspected “Agitators” From a Bush Speaking Engagement Prompts a Crucial Lawsuit, But Some Key Jurists Don’t Want to be Bothered By: Nat Hentoff

BEST MEDECINE IN THE WORLD? MY ASS!

And Other Relevant Parts of My Body By: Alex Bennett

MAMIE VAN DOREN

Fuck Censorship!

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Christine O Donnell

POLITICAL PARODY

Join the Police Force!

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Mitch McConnell

BITS & PIECES

Rockin’ Freedom Party & This Ain’t Avatar Artificial Vaj

HOT LETTERS

Twins’ Bedroom Chicanery

CLASSIC CARTOONS

 

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Voracious Vamp Alexis Golden

HUSTLER HUMOR

Eat Up These Jokes, Folks!

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Bad Religion, Buzzcocks, Cool Discs!

FAMOUS FLESH

Shauna Sand Sans Bikini Top!

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Amber Heard’s Skintillating Rambles

PINUP

 

GIRLS OF FACEBOOK

Lingerie Footballer Natasha Eppright!

COLLEGE REPORT

UCSD Reacts to “Compton Cookout”

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Coed Cutie Kenzie Taylor

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Charlie’s Angels, The Twilight Zone and Avatar All Go Hard-Core!

BEAVER HUNT

A Potpourri of Sexy Amateur Heartthrobs