March 2008

FEATURES

AD PARODY

 

MATTEL: TOYS TO DIE FOR

 

WHY ARE THE BARBI TWINS & THEIR DOGGED FRIENDS FEARED?

Animal Rights “Terrorism” Forum  

REAL-LIFE FANTASY ISLAND

 

MYSPACE GIRL

 

ARIOCK’S PULL-OUT VALENTINE

 

VICIOUS VALENTINES

 

GEORGE MONBIOT’S ALERT

Expert Speaks Out on Climate Change

OUT OF THE FRYING PAN

Frightening Realities of Global Warming

LISA LAMPANELLI

Dirty Stand-up’s Uproarious Confessions

MOVIE MAMMARIES

The Skintillating Gals of Grey’s Anatomy

FAMOUS FLESH

Dancing With the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff

GROIN’S ANATOMY

Outrageous Cartoon Spoof

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

EUFRAT in "Suspend Disbelief" MARLIE MOORE in "I Need More" ERIN AVERY in "My Funny Valentine" VICTORIA VALMER in "Meet Me in Paris!" LELA STAR in "Overexposed" ANDIE VALENTINO & RENAE CRUZ in "Jacuzzi Rules" KATARINA KAT & JUSTIN MAGNUM in "The Ol’ Ball & Chain"

STANDARDS

TECH KNOW

Cool New Gadgets, Plus HDTV Giveaway

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The Future is Now By: Larry Flynt

MILITARY HAS HAD IT WITH BUSH

A Flood of Officers from all Levels Denounces the Commander in Chief’s Leadership in the Iraq War as Disastrously Incompetent By: Robert Scheer

IS “FUCK BUSH!” PROTECTED SPEECH?

By: Nat Hentoff

GAME ON

 

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Rush Limbaugh

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Dana Perino

BITS & PIECES

Singin’ Gazongas, Pamela Pummeled, Fellatio Fantasy & More

HOT LETTERS

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Groupie Kiss-and-Teller, Reincarnated Motels, Worthwhile Discs Galore

COLLEGE REPORT

Assault on Free Speech: The 50,000-Volt Jolt Heard Round the World

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

 

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews, Sinema’s Rookie Prankster & Reality Show Porn

BEAVER HUNT

Unbashful Amateurs