March 2006

THE ISSUE’S STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

 

FEEDBACK

Reader Missives

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Reverend Kyle Lake

BITS & PIECES

Larry Peeking, Nasty Snow White, Celeb Fellatrix & More

HOT LETTERS

"My Wife's a Voyeur!"

TECH KNOW

Nifty New Gadgets

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

AURAL PLEASURES

Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers, Disc Reviews & 50 Cent Giveaway for Wannabe Rappers

GAME ON

Virtues of the Xbox 360

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Big Apple Coed's Cyberdating Chronicle

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Bookworm Nudity

BEAVER HUNT

Exhibitionists by the Dozen

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Expanded Blue-Movie Showcase, Man Show Hilarity With Jenna Jameson, Golden Age Porn & Daring Beavers Starring in Hard-Core Videos!

GIRL PICTORIALS:

VICTORIA in “A Cross to Bare” CASSIE COURTLAND & RANDY SPEARS in “Pay to Play” VERONICA JETT & ANGIE SAVAGE in “In the Buff” CENTERFOLD: CODY in “Pretty in Pink” BRIANA BANKS in “Vivid Memories” VERONIKA RAQUEL & JUSTIN MAX in “Fiddlin' on the Roof” AUTUMN BLISS in “Hot in the City”

MONTHLY FEATURES

LORD OF WAR

Movie-Ad Parody

THE NEW NEW ORLEANS!

Political Parody

FREE SPEECH FORUM

Sex-Positive Feminist Lashes Out

BIRD FLU

Mike Davis's Take on Looming Pandemic

FAMOUS FLESH

Kim Cattrall, Sharon Stone & Mrs. Ice T

HOW TO LIVE FOREVER

 

VELVET REVOLVER

Hard-Rockin' Fortysomethings

MONEY HONEYS

 

THE P.C. HAZARD

Sensitivity in Excess

THE FAMILY GAY

"Foxy" Cartoon Spoof