March 2005

FEATURES

SHARK TAIL

HUSTLER Movie Parody

WAL*MART: RETAIL GOLIATH

Political Parody

PERVERTING PORNOGRAPHY

Journalism Professor Robert Jensen’s Male-Bashing Agenda

HOW THE GOP STOLE THE 2004 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

Dirty Tricks Reap Decisive Votes

GOD SAVE THE KINK

Fetish Festival in Prudish Brittania

HIGH INFIDELITY

How to Cheat on Your Mate

YES MEN SAY NO TO WTO

The Fearless Pranksters Who Infiltrated Globalization’s Overlord

STACKING THE DECK

The Willy Women of Professional Poker

THE KID’S ALL RIGHT

Chat with Celebrity Poker’s Dave Foley

DIRTY GROOVES

Uncensored Albums From the ‘60’s

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

JACQUELINE MARIE PHILLIPS in "Parting Shots" CELESTE STAR in "Showstopper" KERI SABLE & MARLENA in "Instant Chemistry" TEREZA in "Shacking Up" DILLIAN LAUREN in "Horndogs’ Delight" LAURIE WALLACE & JESSICA JAYMES in "Broad-Cast News" BROOKE & BILLY GLIDE in "Hosed Off"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

HUSTLER Makes You Smarter By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

David D. Smith

BITS & PIECES

The Boss Meets Mancow, Jizz-Biz Bash, Belligerent Leprechaun & Dick for Lohan

HOT LETTERS

Girl-Jammed Concert

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Political Boonedoggle Over Abortion

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Luscious Young Hawaiian’s Mini-Spread

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

AURAL PLEASURES

Interviews With Dani Filth, Simple Plan; Music News & CD/DVD Reviews

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Hard-Core Blue-Movie Showcase; Road-Trip Sex Tape; Teagan Presley Q&A; and Celebrity Reviews by Whitestarr

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

GAME ON

Evaluating the Latest Video Games

BEAVER HUNT

Naughty Neophytes