March 2004

FEATURES

FUCK FRAGRANCES

A HUSTLER Parody

THE TESTICLE FESTIVAL

Every Year, Thousands of Freaks Gather in Montana to Party Naked and Munch on Bull Nuts.

CHIPPING AWAY AT YOUR PRIVACY

Soon, Microchips May Be Implanted in Your Clothes and Pretty Much Anything Else You Buy. Corporations and Possibly the Government Will Literally Be in Your Pants.

TURNING JAPANESE

Tentacle Rape, Schoolgirl Uniforms and Three-Cocked Demons—a Peek Into the Weird World of Perverted Japanimation.

RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR OXYCONTIN

Another HUSTLER Parody

SHERMAN AUSTIN

Another Victim of the War on Terror Meet Sherman Austin, Who’s Currently Serving a Year in Prison for a Web Site He Hosted as an 18-Year-Old Kid.

SUZE RANDALL

The Queen of Cooze Suze Randall Has Photographed Every Top Model From Traci Lords to Jenna Jameson—She’s Even Shown Pink Herself. Better Still, Suze and Her Daughter, Holly, Have Formed the Ultimate Mother-Child Porn Team.

FEMALE FIGHT CLUB

The Underground World of Girl-on-Girl Brawling

HONEY HOOKER VISITS GIRLS GONE NUTS

Cartoon

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

MONIQUE ALEXANDER AND LOLANA in "Fill Her Up" PANTERA in "Home Wrecker" JADE DELUXXXOR in "Hot Wheels" KATSUMI in "French Tart" PHOENIX in "Good Lay, Mate" TEONI AND JOHN WEST in "Caged Heat" ALEXIS MALONE AND ALEX ROX in "Into the Great Wide Open"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Congratulations, Governor Schwarzenegger! By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

William G. Boykin

BITS & PIECES

Governor Gang-Bang Reaches Out to the Electorate

HOT LETTERS

Billets-Cooze

AURAL PLEASURES

Dope Creates a Buzz

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Good Flashes Make Good Neighbors

GAME ON

HUSTLER Plugs You Into the Latest Hot Video Games

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Stretch Your XXX Knowledge With Guess the Gape!

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Big Mams on Campus