Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

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HUSTLER Magazine

March 2001

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

THE WHITE HOUSE YARD SALE

Now Even You Can Afford a Piece of the Government

SEX PLAY

Sex, Retard Style: Slobbery. Stupid and Horny as Hell

THE ANANTOMY OF A XXX SCAM

Why Is It That Whenever a Sleaze-Minded Huckster Brings Tramps and Mooks Together for a New Gang-Bang World Record, Everyone Ends Up Screwed?

RENT-A-SLAVE CHICK

No One Should Have to Endure Physical Torture to Make a Living, but Some Girls Just Can't Help Themselves

GIRL PICTORIALS:

THE AMIE SHOW MALIA’S WET SPRAY FELICIA AND GINA in “It's the CIit, Stupid” CENTERFOLD: ANITA in “Very Dirty Blonde” SHANA IN “Coiled to Strike” GABRIELLE’S CHERRY RIDE PATRICE IS AN INDECISIVE SNIZZ

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Cindy Margolis Without Clothes, John Goodman Without Dignity

FEEDBACK

Penned-Up Aggression

HOT LETTERS

Those Aren't Ink Stains on Your Trousers

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Snoop Dogg and HUSTLER: Together at Last

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth HUSTLER HUMOR

BEAVER HUNT

Voyeurism for Dummies