March 1995

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

Meet the Real World Winners and Greet a New Kind of Virgin

CANNON-BALD RUN

Would You Pay a Grand and a Half for Burt Reynolds's Wig?

FEEDBACK

The Penetrating Politics of Pussy

INSIDE HILLARY CLINTON’S BUTT

Turds and Trophies of a Political Asshole

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Premature Ejaculators Wear Khakis

BLARNEY, THE DRUNKEN PHILOSOPHER DINOSAUR

A Special St. Patty's Video Series to Educate Kids and Celts

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Tricks Wear Khakis

HOT LETTERS

Deciphering Tails From the Clit

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Examine a New Line of French Imports and Gawk at John Wayne Bobbitt's Crooked Cock

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Junkies Wear Khakis

THE GLAMOUR PHOTOGRAPHY INSTITUTE

Turning Voyeurism Into a Career

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Stalkers Wear Khakis

SEX PLAY

A Straight-Male Plague: The Untold Scourge of the Hepatitis B Virus

REDHEADS

A HUSTLER Tribute to the Fair Sex's Fairest and Most Fine

GIRL PICTORIALS:

CENTERFOLD: MIA in “Pretty on the Outside” MEAGAN in “Bed Spread” ALANNA in “Smarty-Pants” JENNIFER AND SANDY in “Creamsicles” JESSIE AND RANDY in "Seaman"

SERVICING YOUR SLOT

Muff Maintenance for the Quasi-Married Man

THE ASSHOLE BEHIND THE DICK

How Jerry Butler's Raw Talent Went Rotten

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

BLACK IRISH

How the IRA's War Chest Profits From Peace

BEAVER HUNT

Uncovering the Playful Side of America's Most Liberated Gals