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HUSTLER Magazine

March 1994

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

Shoot Through the Penis Cam and Collect the Million-Dollar Muff Payoff

FEEDBACK

Unloading the Female Bag

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Ready for Prime-Time Splayers

A HUSTLER PHOTOPLAY

Senator Bob Packwood's Uncensored Diaries

HOT LETTERS

A Priest Collects a Sinful Offering

AD PARODY

Knockers Authentics

DRESSED TO THRILL

 

SEX PLAY

Welfare Mothers: Why They Make Better Lovers

AD PARODY

Duncan's Hind Cake Mix

AN UNBIASED CONSUMER’S GUIDE TO MEN’S MAGAZINES

 

GIRL PICTORIALS:

CENTERFOLD: PATSY in “Wave Slicer” MAXI in “View to a Drill” GERI in “Open Mind” VICKY LEE AND PERSIA in “Slave Trade”

DEADLY SLANT

Asian Gangs Do Evil in America

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

SASHA AND SAL

Busjackers

TAXI DIVER

A Gutter Tour of Gotham City

BEAVER HUNT

Placing Amateur Girls on Pedestals