Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political sattire

HUSTLER Magazine

March 1979

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

FEEDBACK WORLD NEWS ROUNDUP BITS & PIECES Smut Midgets, Peanut Envy and Suze News ADVISE & CONSENT MEDIA TAKES

SEX PLAY

How to Really Pick Up a Hooker

SEX AND THE SUPERME COURT

Skirting the Issue SYLVESTER STALLONE NAKED!

PROFILE: BENNY URQUIDEZ

The Baddest Dude in the World

GIRL PICTORIALS:

YVONNE in “The Happiest Hooker” CENTERFOLD: PANDORA’S BOX HUSTLER HUMOR

COLD WAR COLONIALISM

U.S. Schools for Dictators

MALE FOR SALE

A Rich Reality

SHITTY SUBJECTS

Cartoons

BREAK-IN

Class Encounter

BEAVER HUNT

Spring Beaver

KINKY KORNER

Oriental Custom

HONEY

Premature Evacuation

MAIL-ORDER FEEDBACK

A Consumer Con