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All magazines June 2015
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HUSTLER Magazine's June 2015 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Porn From The Past

Extolling the virtues of bed rest, Sharon models the latest in floral print bedspreads; her come-hither tits have a far more timeless appeal. Thanks to T.I. of Green Valley, Arizona, for this vintage...

King Of The Nerds

He’s the hapless principal on New Girl, the evil scientist on Supernatural, the voice of misfit teen Snot on American Dad, and the host of TBS’s top-rated reality show King of the Nerds. Curtis...

#Selfies

Ever wonder if HUSTLER Honeys are just as freaky off-camera as they are on? Well, the answer is, Hell, yes! We stalked our models through the Twitterverse and discovered that Asa Akira loves pearl...

The Job Pirate

A hero for today’s workplace, this professional pretender worked 82 jobs over the past 20 years, from CEO to porn writer to morgue driver. Meet Brandon Christopher, part con artist, part hustler...

Featured Honeys

Samantha Rone

Pink Paradise

Photography by Matti Klatt
13 Photos

Maya Grand

Hot Dish

Photography by Holly Randall Productions
14 Photos

Jenna Sativa

Pickup Artist

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
13 Photos

Publisher's Statement

Thoughts Are Free

The sickening news that Islamic militants had executed the top staff of French satire publication Charlie Hebdo hit very close to home for me. I’ve been shot, sued and repeatedly threatened by people who didn’t like things I published. The cartoonists at Charlie Hebdo worked in the same nothing-is-sacred spirit as we do at HUSTLER,…

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Showcases

HUSTLER’s All New Hot Showers #3

HUSTLER’s All New Hot Showers #3

Porno Pirates Of The Pacific

Porno Pirates Of The Pacific

Barely Legal POV #16

Barely Legal POV #16

HUSTLER’s Teen Glory Holes #2

HUSTLER’s Teen Glory Holes #2

My Secret Selfies

My Secret Selfies

Memphis Monroe

Memphis Monroe

Hannah & Ben: Will To Suck Seed

Hannah & Ben: Will To Suck Seed

Dirty, Filthy Girls

Dirty, Filthy Girls

Cindy Starfall

Cindy Starfall

Brand New Faces 44

Brand New Faces 44

Featured Beavers

Quinn Winter

4 Photos

Martina

4 Photos

Heaven

2 Photos

Asia Foxx

6 Photos

Khloe

3 Photos

Khloe

4 Photos

Politics

In The Line Of Fire

Je suis HUSTLER. Despite being a longtime contributor to this magazine, I have been shocked by its raunchy and occasionally downright disgusting cartoons, some placed dangerously close to my...

Judge Dreadful

In June 2007, after sentencing Alabama’s former Governor Don Siegelman to more than seven years behind bars, U.S. District Court Judge Mark E. Fuller ordered the popular Democrat shackled...
Asshole of the Month: Rafael Cruz

Asshole of the Month: Rafael Cruz

This month’s asshole is the only thing on this planet that could make us feel sorry for Ted Cruz. Sure, a lot of people have fucked up dads. But...