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HUSTLER Magazine

June 2009

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

TOMMY LEE: “BEST FUCKING RIDE EVER!”

Mötley Crüe’s Madman Unleashed

BETTIE PAGE FOREVER!

The Ultimate Pinup Queen Becomes Immortal

JIM SILKE: EROTIC ARTIST EXTRAORDINAIRE

Maestro’s Love Affair With Beauty

BEWARE: YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK

America’s Contaminated Water Supply is Flush With Gender Bending Substances

ESCORT ESCAPADE

A Mike Creed Adventure

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BREE OLSON

Hanging With a Dedicated Porn Star

THE Q&A: LAWRENCE VELVEL

Call to Prosecute George W. Bush and His Cohorts as War Criminals

AMY FISHER EXPOSED

Long Island Lolita Goes XXX

OPIATE FOR THE MASSES

Expert Chronicles 1950s’ Lurid Paperbacks

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ALEXIS FORD in "Lip Service" SARAH PEACHEZ in "Au Naturel" LEXI BELLE in "Dirty Blonde" ROSE in "Tickled Pink" SUNNY LANE in "The Girl Can’t Help It" NIKA NOIR & JERRY in "Fucking on the Beach" KAYDEN KROSS in "Homewrecker"

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Old Spice: It’s Two Things

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

What I Think About “Born Again” Christians By: Larry Flynt

THE AFGHAN QUESTION

Obama’s Doomed Plan to Send More Troops to the “Graveyard of Empires” By: Robert Scheer

RECKONING

We the People Must Have Our Day in Court By: Nat Hentoff

MY RIGHT HAND IS IN MOURNING

A Tribute to the Woman Who Really Raised Me By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

 

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Bristol Palin

GAME ON

Driving, Snowboarding, Deer Hunting and Zombies?!

POLITICAL PARODY

Texas: STD-Free!

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Bradley Schlozman

BITS & PIECES

Adultcon, Sexy Wax Statues and Sarah Palin’s Daughter Gets Dicked

HOT LETTERS

Forbidden Scholastic Subject

CLASSIC CARTOONS

If You Laugh at These, You’re a Sicko

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Vegas Hottie Natalie Sparks

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

A Freebie for a Fighting Man

HUSTLER HUMOR

Slap Your Knee and Lose Your Lunch

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Sixtysomething Christy Cougar

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Duff McKagan and Squeeze Interviews

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Madonna and Lisa Bonet

FAMOUS FLESH

Amy Winehouse Beach Boobs

COLLEGE REPORT

Fashionista vs. Computer Geek

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Diamond in the Buff

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Wet, Sticky, Juicy: Not the Partridge Family XXX, Surrender of O and More; Plus Anna Biller’s Neo Sexploitation

BEAVER HUNT

Nude-Modeling Apprentices