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HUSTLER Magazine

June 2006

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

THE ISSUE’S STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

 

FEEDBACK

Readers' Soapbox

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Senator Hillary Clinton

BITS & PIECES

Chummy Cheerleaders, J.C.'s Banking Tip & More Fun

CELEBRITY FANTASY

What Would Sandra Bullock Look Like With a Dick in Her Mouth?

HOT LETTERS

Rosebud Caper

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

AURAL PLEASURES

Bloodhound Gang's Revolting Shenanigans; Spicy Anecdotes From The Doors' Ray Manzarek; Fresh Music Discs

GAME ON

Latest Levels of Ultrachallenge; Horror Film Maestro John Carpenter's Fascination With F.E.A.R.

TECH KNOW

Gratifying Gizmos

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

UCLA Body Snatcher Nabbed

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Brainy Show-It-Alls

BEAVER HUNT

Think-Pink Battalion

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews; DD Majesty Taylor Wane's Wares

GIRL PICTORIALS:

TIFFANY TAYLOR in “She Gets Wet” JO & EVE ANGEL in “Sex on the Beach” KELLY KLINE & SCOTT NAILS in “How to Be a Good Wife” BRITTNEY SKYE in “Body Chemistry” JEANIE MARIE, ASHLEY GRACIE & T. GUNN in “Take One for the Team” MELISSA MIDWEST in “Making a Splash” LEXI SWEET in “Raw Deal”

MONTHLY FEATURES

RUMOR HAS IT…

Jennifer Aniston Parody

GUESS

Parody Ad

KILLER BUNNY BIMBETTE

Lawrencia "Bambi" Bembenek Chronicle

TAKING THE PLUNGE

Hard-core Kayaker Corey Boux

SMOKESCREEN DOCTRINE

Searching for Truth in the Land of Spin

BUSH'S BALLPARK SWINDLE

Nefarious Texas Landgrab

FAMOUS FLESH

Janice Dickinson, Rachel McAdams, Ashley Olsen, Paris Hilton Sneak Peeks Plus Naomi Watts Cinema Titillation

MICHAEL FRANTI

Hip-hop's Antiwar Globe-trotter

EYES WIDE OPEN

San Francisco's Fetish Sextravaganza

HOLLYWOOD BANK ROBBER PART 2

Eddie Dodson's Highs & Lows

RETRO RAUNCH: THE '50S

Vintage Smut