June 2004

FEATURES

CAMEL TOE

A HUSTLER Parody

COCA-COLA: REAL REPRESSION

Another HUSTLER Parody

BIN LAUGHIN’

In the Wake of 9/11, Stand-up Comics of Middle Eastern Descent Are Pitching In and Fighting Terror—With Humor

SPANTANEEUS XTASTY: BACK ‘N’ BLACK

Semiretired XXX Queen Spantaneeus Xtasty Returns to Her Rap Roots, Porn Shoots and Business Suits

THE BEST LEGAL WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS

Saddam’s Old Buddy, James Baker, Opens a White House Annex

THE BUSH PRESIDENCY GAME

Illustrated Game

GIRLSPOOPING.COM

The Feds Make Webmasters Eat Shit, Is the U.S. Government Defecating All Over Our Rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Crappiness?

AN AMERICAN WOMAN IN THAILAND

A HUSTLER Reporter Offers a Female Perspective on Bangkok’s Sex-Tourism Industry

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

JODIE MOORE in "Blond Ambition" PIXIE AND AMBER in "Bed ‘n’ Bath" CARMEN LUVANA in "Spare Parts" KINZIE KENNER in "A Room With a View" RAYLENE in "Spanish Fly" KIWI AND ROMEO in "Blackballed" FELIX AND SERGIO in "Booty Call"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Sleight of Hand By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Leslie Moonves

BITS & PIECES

Horny Bucks, Severed Cocks, and US Weekly Grows Some Balls

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HOT LETTERS

Spunk Mail

AURAL PLEASURES

Dimebag Darrell on His Post-Pantera Damage Plan

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Neighborhood Snatch Program

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Britney Foster, Renaissance Slut

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Administration Rejects Penetrating Screenplay

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

The Ladies of Showa Lotta Gash

GAME ON

The Latest Hot Video Games