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HUSTLER Magazine

June 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

NEHI’S HO RISE JEANS

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

SEX PLAY

Viagra for Masochisits: The Boner Pill You Shove Up Your Cock

SCREW LOOSE

Al Goldstein’s Family Feud. Screw Magazine’s Founder Used to Take on Big Corporations and the Government; Today He Harasses His Son, Ex-Wife and Ex-Secretary.

TOXIC TROOPS

What Our Soldiers Can Expect in Gulf War II. Ever Since She Served in the Persian Gulf War, Carol Picou Has Suffered From a Variety of Illnesses. The Retired Army Nurse Blames Depleted Uranium, a Radioactive Metal the U.S. Military Used Extensively During Operation Desert Storm. Is a New Bunch of Recruits About to Share Picou’s Fate? Plus: Dr. Helen Caldicott on the Government’s Coverup.

VALLEY OF THE AMAZONS

While Many Guys Find Women With Humongous Muscles Disgusting, Photographer Bill Dobbins Captures the Beauty of Female Brawn.

KINK IN INK

Bondage Comics of the ‘40s and ‘50s. Screw Little Dot; Comic Books in the Mid-20th Century Often Featured S&M Themes and Images That Would Put the Marquis de Sade to Shame.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ANDER in "My First Time" BECKY AND JADEN in "Knotted and Nice" TAYA in "Knockout" RACHEL in "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" GIA in "Ass Transit" DAISY AND WEDGE in "Last Blast" ANGELA, ANNA, KAYLANI, ALEXIS AND BILLY in "Four Score"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Why I’m a Feminist By: Larry Flynt

ASSSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Roy Moore

BITS & PIECES

Trance in Your Pants: Penis Growth Through Hypnosis

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade by Jenna Jameson

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Heavy Loads: The World’s First 300lb. Gangbang

HOT LETTERS

Epistles for Meat Missiles

BEAVER HUNT

Good Flashes Make Good Neighbors

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Special Edition: The Girls of Maui Community College