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HUSTLER Magazine

July 2009

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

THE DIRTY POLITICS OF FOOD—PART 1

The Government’s Supposed Safety Net Green-lights Toxic Additives

BUDD HOPKINS ON ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

The Dark Side of the UFO Mystery

KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!

Sci-fi Movie Posters of Yesteryear

CLASSIC HUSTLER HONEYS

Landmark Centerfolds Since ’74

DWAINE TINSLEY: DRAWN TO CONTROVERSY

What an Innovative Cartoonist!

JIM BOLEN: THE WARRIOR SPIRIT

Green Beret’s Valorous Adventure

MAMIE VAN DOREN

The ’60s Sex Kitten Still Turns Heads as a Cougar Goddess

VIVA LUST VEGAS

AVN Expo Lights Up Sin City

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

BAILEY ROSE in "New in Town" ALANA LOVE in "Pregnant Pause" HUSTLER CLASSIC in "Me, Jane" ALEXIS TEXAS in "Face Value" SADIE WEST in "Bedroom Eyes" DIANA DOLL & MADELYN MARIE in "Catfight!" JASMINE, SIMONE & MIKE in "Two Girls for Every Boy"

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Fresh Step Cat Cum

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

What’s Wrong With the Republican Party? By: Larry Flynt

Banking on Wall Street Bad Boys

To Fix the Economy, Obama has Enlisted the Very “Experts” Who Helped Trigger America’s Financial Crisis By: Robert Scheer

Immune From Justice?

Two Justice Department Lawyers Who Signed Policy Memos On the Harsh Treatment of Detainees are Virtually Free of Accountability-At Least For Now By: Nat Hentoff

THE NETWORK NEWS REPORT CARD

Pass or Fail? A Broadcast Veteran Knows the Score By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

 

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Tina Fey

GAME ON

Lingerie-Clad Zombie Slayers!

POLITICAL PARODY

Sorry, Obama, They’re Just Not That Into You

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Congressman John Boehner (R-Ohio)

BITS & PIECES

Booby Beer Bong and Freaky Centerfolds

HOT LETTERS

Tit Lover’s Tip-top Hookup

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Funny Then, Hilarious Now

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Unforgettably Awesome Party

GINA KING PINUP

 

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Morale-Raiser Casi Gray

HUSTLER HUMOR

Dirty Jokes That’ll Get You Canned

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Staind’s Aaron Lewis, Plus the Revolution’s Wendy & Lisa Talk Prince

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Rack Star Marisa Tomei

FAMOUS FLESH

Shauna Sand: Beach Blanket Bimbo

COLLEGE REPORT

California Student Nabbed in Iran

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Kinky Coed Samara Mae

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Stormy Daniels Mulls a Senate Run, DP Queen Adrianna Nicole Talks Tough, and Three’s Company Gets Porned

BEAVER HUNT

Unspoiled ’n’ Unabashed Amateurs